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Y’all, I realize that we’re only two episodes into Real Housewives of Dallas but this sleeper franchise is delivering. Tonight’s drama is no exception. Sure, it’s refreshing to see LeeAnne Locken playing nice (in spite of her busted amygdala), but let’s bring out the knives claws. They’re just hands! At her baby reveal, Brandi Redmond confronts D’Andra Simmons about those pesky Adderall abuse accusations, and the gang heads to Kameron Wescott’s family home in Beaver Creek for a getaway filled with nastiness. Apparently the hostess in pink has received the memo that dog food does not a story line make!

Cary Deuber left her bikini in the Lone Star State, and Stephanie Hollman is trying to defend her friend without making anymore enemies. The trip looks like a scene straight out of a hybrid of The Shining and Pretty in Pink. Needless to say, I can’t wait!

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Real Housewives Of Dallas was all over the place last night. There was new life, death, and rebirth of beaten to death dramas (and actual enormous ponytails to add to beat a dead horse analogy courtesy of LeeAnne Locken). There was also Kameron Westcott to scorn us all while wearing a ruffled pinafore reminiscent of a Victorian matron.

D’Andra Simmons is still celebrating the fact that someone not only wanted to marry her but to drag her into bed and ravage her. I suppose that other than money there’s nothing else a girl could want out of marriage, so girl – good on you! Since D’Andra is oh-so-happy, and after 4 years of marriage is an expert, she just wants LeeAnne to experience this same bliss — that is if LeeAnne can coerce Rich down the aisle without him sharting. Something he’d apparently do if it meant getting out of a wedding… Oy.

LeeAnne Locken apologizes to Cary Deuber

Even though we are only one episode in with Season 3 of Real Housewives of Dallas, it is already very clear what we can expect. D’Andra Simmons joined the cast as LeeAnne Locken’s best friend, but it’s clear that there is some tension brewing. D’Andra was not buying into LeeAnne’s amygdala talk during that meditation session.

Not only that, but D’Andra decided to ambush LeeAnne and Rich Emberlin to get married during her own anniversary party. It’s clear that these two just aren’t on the same page like they used to be. There was foreshadowing in that first episode, they aren’t liking each other’s posts on Instagram these days (yes, I checked), and they were screaming in each other’s faces during the Season 3 trailer.

LeeAnne Locken & Cary Deuber Make Amends On RHOD

Season 3 of Real Housewives Of Dallas opened with everyone willing to make amends with LeeAnne Locken like all the crazy threats of last season didn’t happen. Unless thy name is Brandi Redmond it’s time to move forward in Dallas.

The episode begins with the most wonderful news! After trying to get pregnant and suffering a miscarriage Brandi and her husband Bryan have found the needle in the haystack: a red-headed, green-eyed baby up for adoption. Actually, Stephanie Hollman found him through her friend’s adoption agency. The details of this are fuzzy, like was this baby just sitting around? But essentially Stephanie texted Brandi asking if she wanted to adopt and Brandi’s reply was “Human?”

Bruin is in fact human. And he manages to also humanize Brandi. The second Brandi met him he grasped her finger and wouldn’t let go, and she knew it was meant to be. It does sound absolutely perfect.

Real Housewives Of Dallas Season 2 Recap: Catch Up On The All The Feuds, Friendships, Drama, And Mayhem!

Yay me – I get to recap Real Housewives Of Dallas this season and I am a huge fan. I’m a rooter for the underdogs, what can I say (I also liked Real Housewives Of Miami).

For season 3 Brandi Redmond (thankfully not talking about poop), Stephanie Hollman, Cary Deuber, LeeAnne Locken, D’Andra Simmons, and Kameron Westcott are all returning.

So before we dive into this season of carnie craziness lets recap all the highlights, lowlights, feuds, and dramas from last season. 

Reality TV Listings - Real Housewives of Dallas Season Premiere

Nothing marks the official start of a Real Housewives season like the release of the cast members’ taglines. Real Housewives of Dallas is back for Season 3 on Wednesday August 15, but it just feels officially official now that the taglines are out. The taglines set the tone for what the fans can expect from each cast member’s story line that season.

Gizelle Bryant Says Michael Darby Is “100% Messy”; Brandi Redmond Opens Up About Adopting Her Son

Love her or hate her, the Real Housewives of Potomac viewers and cast members have to give Karen Huger some credit for the success of Season 3. The Housewives were either talking about Karen or looking for an excuse to bring her up. Almost every storyline came back to Karen.

Karen’s suspicious finances served as the backbone of this season. It all came to head when Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, and Robyn Dixon rung the doorbell at Karen’s home to see if she really lived in that mansion. Karen did not answer the door- obviously. Not only that, but she did not even find the pizza they left on her front porch. So does that mean she doesn’t live there? Or did production take that pizza to stir up drama? There are so many possibilities.

Instagram Roundup: Vicki Gunvalson, Porsha Wiliams, Kathryn Dennis, Dorit Kemsley, & More!

At this point, almost every Instagram caption references Drake’s summer hit “In My Feelings.” Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi and Lala Anthony asked if KeKe loved them in their Instagram captions this week.

Real Housewives of Atlanta cast members Kenya Moore and Shamea Morton showed off their growing baby bumps. Meanwhile PorshaWilliams showed off her new boo Dennis McKinley with a cute photo.