Fans of the Real Housewives of Atlanta have really had a day. Porsha Williams and Simon Guobadia, otherwise known as the veryyyy recent ex of her old pal Falynn Guobadia, are engaged. After one month of dating. P claims that she’s never been friends with Falynn, even though the footage shows she literally was the one who BROUGHT HER ON THE SHOW. The internet has not stopped talking about this relationship. And as more receipts are revealed, things are not looking peaceful for Porsha.
RHOA fans have a lot of questions. Whether it’s Porsha’s questionable timeline of the relationship or whether or not Bravo will have a wedding special on their hands. All we know is this storyline is set to cause more drama than Cynthia Bailey’s
super-spreader wedding. Let’s hope LaToya Ali changes her mind about leaving after one season when there’s so much DRAMA to stir up.
If there’s one thing that fans can rely on when it comes to the Real Housewives of Atlanta, it’s the ever-present feud between Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams. Since their first season together, they’ve never gotten along. And despite a short reconciliation during Season 12 during their coinciding pregnancies. But once Twirl began the crusade to expose Porsha’s possible rendevous with Bolo, and brought Marlo Hampton on the ride, they went right back into their old ways.
So it’s no surprise that once Porsha’s new engagement to Simon Guobadia, otherwise known as the ex of Falynn Guobadia, fans wanted to know what Kenya had to say. While Twirl is known as the ultimate villain of RHOA, she’s strategic with her shade and can stir a pot like no other. So there’s no doubt she felt vindicated watching the response to Porsha hooking up with her former friend’s freshly divorced ex-husband. And then denying the friendship entirely, even though she was filmed talking about it on live TV. It’s an entertaining day for #TeamTwirl no doubt.
I think many Real Housewives of Atlanta fans can agree that the Southern ladies did not have the best season this year. With the coronavirus pandemic and the overplay of #BoloGate, something just missed a mark. Kenya Moore continued to stir the pot to keep things interesting and had a few new sidekicks (aka LaToya Ali and Marlo Hampton). But if we didn’t have Kandi Burruss invite the ladies to the dungeon for Cynthia Bailey’s wild bachelorette party, it truly would’ve been a total snoozefest.
But now that the season’s wrapped, Porsha Williams dropped a bomb that has RHOA fans losing their minds. She’s apparently engaged to Simon Guobadia, the very recent ex-husband of friend-of Falynn Guobadia. Yes, the golf club snatching Medusa that Porsha brought onto the show in the first place. This mess has only just begun, and fans have high hopes it will create lots of drama next season. If only Marlo and Twirl had this ammo to throw at P at the reunion.
Porsha Williams has managed to create more drama in the past 24 hours than what went on throughout the entire thirteenth season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And this time, it doesn’t even involve Bolo (shocker). P broke the internet by revealing that she’s in a romantic relationship with Simon Guobadia. Yes, that would be Falynn Guobadia’s very recent ex.
If you have a look on your face that looks like Porsha’s when she saw Bolo’s thang for the first time, you’re definitely not alone. Falynn came onto RHOA as a FRIEND-OF PORSHA’S. And while the majority of the drama surrounding her involved being taunted by fellow newbie LaToya Ali, this is a whole other level of breaking girl code. I’d do anything to hear what new besties Marlo Hampton and Kenya Moore have to say about this. And honestly, Kandi Burruss and Don Juan probably have plenty of thoughts as well. Now Drew Sidora’s take, on the other hand, I can live without.
As this season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta comes to an end, the real star of the show has proven time and time again to be Bolo the stripper. He was the main source of drama throughout the season. Kenya Moore has been on a mission to expose Porsha Williams and Tanya Sam for sleeping with the stripper at Cynthia Bailey’s bachelorette party. Porsha and Tanya have denied it and won’t fess up. Bolo caused some tension between Drew Sidora and LaToya Ali as well, thanks to some booty poppin on a coffee table. At the reunion, a Bolo mannequin was even present on stage to convey his importance to the storyline.
What RHOA really needs, like Marlo Hampton suggests, is Phaedra Parks back. Phae is a master at stirring the pot and make Atlanta dramatic again. It was rumored she was going to replace COVID Bailey last season, but unfortunately, that didn’t happen. We could’ve saw Phaedra and Twirl unpack their drama surrounding Apollo Nida. She could’ve been involved in the amends made between Porsha and Kandi Burruss, even though she was the reason for the feud in the first place. Truly, so many moments would’ve been better with Phaedra there. Maybe next year.
A season like no other is finally coming to an end. The last chapter of Season 13 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is HERE. It’s felt like it’s been on forever. This is partly because of the never ending feud between Kenya Moore & Porsha Williams. It’s time to simply realize these two will NEVER get a lot. It’s not going to happen. There’s no amount of mediating in the world that will bring these two together as friends.
The last part of the reunion will probably put a spotlight on what went wrong for those two this season. They started off rocky and ended in an even worse place. However, they aren’t the only two constantly add odds. Taking a similar trajectory as Kenya & Porsha, Drew Sidora & LaToya Ali immediately clashed as well. The bad blood is very real between those two.
Drew Sidora and Kenya Moore have consistently feuded throughout this season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and they haven’t been afraid to go low. They’ve accused one another of cultural appropriation after they both questionably wore Native American costumes. They’ve each not been afraid to make comments on each other’s bodies. And Drew is doubling down that Twirl and LaToya Ali were more than just friends this season, adding gasoline to the years-long Kenya v. Porsha Williams battle.
We can expect a veteran villain like Twirl to get in the mess. But Drew’s involvement has been a pleasant surprise for a newbie in an otherwise “snoozefest” of a season, to put it in the words of Marlo Hampton. They each think the other is thirsty and being extra for the cameras. And let’s be honest, they probably both are. They are working for that Bravo check, to be fair.
Say what you want about the season, but the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion is DELIVERING. These ladies are firing on all cylinders and are out for blood in the dungeon. The moment LaToya Ali stepped onto the stage at the end of last week’s episode, it was game on. She and Drew Sidora are about to go ten rounds in the battle of the newbies. They both practically carried the second half of the season. Fans owe them a deep debt of gratitude.
With Marlo Hampton finally appearing during this part of the reunion, the fireworks are sure to continue. There’s a lot to unpack with the fallout of she and Porsha Williams ending their friendship. What was the actual cause of it? Would Porsha really scrap the friendship because Marlo reunited with Kenya Moore? That has to be the most petty thing of all time. Anyone should be able to be friends with whomever they wish. STOP with the fakery.