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Report: Lance Bass to Officiate Jax and Brittany’s Wedding

This weekend is the big day.  The wedding that literally no one thinks is a good idea. That’s right, y’all, in approximately 24 hours, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright will be marching down the aisle towards the strategically-placed cameras wedded bliss.  Prediction: Jax will sleep with at least one member of the bridal party in a bathroom at the reception.  I mean, he’s already slept with most of them, what’s one more?

Corrected prediction:  Jax will have a threesome with at least one member of the bridal party (my money’s on Kristen Doute, she’ll basically sleep with anyone) and a member of the catering staff during the cocktail hour.  After all,  if Jax will jump in the sack with a co-worker mere steps away from said co-worker’s aged and dying employer, he will pretty much do it any time, anywhere!

Camille Grammer on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Season 1 Camille Grammer is back, and we are SHOOK. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills leaned heavily on PuppyGate the first half of the season. However, since Lisa Vanderpump’s exit, Camille has ramped up the drama. THANK YOU CAMILLE. We couldn’t take hearing about that dog anymore. Enough with Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.

Camille’s costars Lisa Rinna and Teddi Mellencamp have expressed their dislike with an alleged trait of Camille’s. They both appear to believe that Camille says one thing to someone’s face and another behind their back. Clearly this didn’t sit well with Camille if you saw this week’s episode. She is NOT hiding her feelings about those two or Dorit Kemsley any longer. Juicy juicy. 

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Lisa Vanderpump’s life lately has been filled with both sorrow and stress. She made the decision to leave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after her co-stars accused her of leaking Dorit Kemsley’s “puppy gate” scandal to the tabloids. A pup adopted by Dorit and PK Kemsley nipped their children. Of course, if Dorit had read the adoption contract, she wouldn’t have re-homed the puppy herself, but returned it directly to Vanderpump Dogs. The puppy wouldn’t have ended up in a shelter. And there wouldn’t have been a “puppy gate” scandal. But here we are. Many thanks, Dorit.

Lisa even took a lie detector test to prove her innocence. And when former best friend Kyle Richards came to Villa Rosa to confront Lisa about leaking Dorit’s story, it was the end of their long-time friendship. I will never forget Lisa’s husband, Ken Todd, yelling “Goodbye, Kyle!” as he banished Kyle from Villa Rosa.

NeNe Leakes

Lately it seems like Real Housewives of Atlanta has revolved around NeNe Leakes. She dealt with her husband, Gregg Leakes’, cancer battle. She even implied that he was ill because karma was paying him back for cheating on her. Really, NeNe? That is about as low as you can go.

Unless, of course, you are throwing RHOA co-stars Kandi Burruss and pregnant Porsha Williams out of your closet and ripping a camera man’s shirt in the process. NeNe later made fun of Porsha’s weight and body-shamed the new mom just days after she gave birth. That isn’t cool, NeNe.

Kyle Richards Has A Message For Lisa Vanderpump

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump has managed to stay the focal point of the season even though she stopped filming mid-way through. This is due to the cast not being able to go one single episode without mentioning Lisa. Nothing positive, of course. 

Camille Grammer was disappointed Lisa didn’t come to her wedding. Erika Girardi told the group that she finally is queen bee feels safe now that Lisa isn’t there. Dorit Kemsley somehow managed to come out squeaky clean and throw Lisa under the bus for #puppygate. And Lisa’s frenemy former best friend, Kyle Richards, has yet to stand up for her during all of this. 

Dorit Kemsley Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Last night the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally got the bloody confrontation they’ve been snarling for all season, but more importantly someone finally called Dorit Kemsley out on being a fraudster!

Lisa Vanderpump unhelpfully extracted herself from this mess, then Camille Grammer‘s house burned down so the planned confrontation in France was ruined, and these women have been floundering for what to do. It’s not like they can just go live interesting lives with earnest drama. No, they have to pretend their lives are perfect, and have a target for phony argument. They tried with Erika Jayne last week, but Erika took a cue from LVP and simply dismissed them, but back in Beverly Hills there is still Camille….

I hate to be a meanie pants, but was there anything more delightfully Camille Grammer than learning that Camille Grammer is actually close friends with someone PK Kemsley owes over a million dollars to? In a way it came at a rather disappointing time, as the last couple episodes I’ve actually kind of enjoyed Dorit, and not even in a ‘what a terribly amazing imbecile of a character’ she is kind of way, but sincerely. 

Camille Grammer on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are still terrorizing Provence with their hideous drama, and after a drunken night out led to some regrettable accusations, Erika Girardi is keeping her distance from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Kyle Richards.

Teddi and Kyle have no recollection of calling Erika a buzzkill and accusing her of not wanting to be their friend, until resident shit-stirrer Lisa Rinna swoops in with her swizzle stick of bad intentions. Feeling guilty, Teddi apologizes to Erika, but Erika doesn’t understand where Teddi’s sudden aggressiveness is stemming from. Perhaps, just perhaps, Erika is starting to see a correlation between the way she’s being iced out, and the way Lisa Vanderpump was?

Katie Maloney & Stassi Schroeder - Vanderpump Rules

It has felt like ages since Lisa Vanderpump and her new pink kitchen graced the screen on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Once Lisa stopped filming with the mean girls puppygate girl gang, viewers were left wondering if she was going to attend the reunion. To many fans dismay, Lisa decided to say “Cheerio” to not only the reunion but the show as well. 

Even though Lisa hasn’t been on RHOBH for most of the season, the cast can’t stop talking about her. One minute they wish she was there, ok only Kyle Richards said that, and then next minute they trash her. Erika Girardi said she was a “dark cloud” over the group and is happy Lisa is gone. And they aren’t the only ones with an opinion about Lisa leaving either.