Watching last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was like getting hit by the Kelly Dodd train. Her emotions were all over the place. I’m not sure if I blame the drinks or the desert, but all’s well that … Well, I don’t want to say “end,” so, “pauses(?) well,” because Kelly and Vicki Gunvalson have forged peace! Tequila for all!
The episode opens with amazing flashbacks. Like I’m watching a Dateline 48 Hours mystery, which is hilarious, because the backwards clock makes me realize it has only been TWENTY-FOUR hours.
What’s even more amusing is that this is a day in the life cycle of Vicki Gunvalson: lie, deny, blame, repeat… Vicki is angry at Kelly for lashing out at her, but Vicki continuously pokes the beehive with her witchy acrylic nail, then cries cancer when she gets stung.
The Housewives aren’t the only characters on Real Housewives of Orange County. Unfortunately, viewers have been subjected to Tamra Judge’s son Ryan Vieth for far too many years. When Ryan’s name is mentioned, it’s rarely for a good reason.
And then there’s Gina Kirschenheiter’s soon-to-be-ex-husband Matt Kirschenheiter. He has never appeared on RHOC, which was a red flag from the start. Nevertheless, his actions have propelled her storyline. And news headlines. He cheated on her, allegedly threatened to kill her, and even filed for spousal support. Yes, the backbone of this show is the women, but the side characters certainly do bring their own drama. And these two side characters are both single…and ready to mingle. Yikes.
Finally, some good news for Gina Kirschenheiter! No, she did not get a new stylist. Or a new makeup artist. Or a new hairdresser. She is in a new relationship! This is something that her Real Housewives of Orange County costar Tamra Judge recently revealed, even though it’s none of her business and Gina is in the middle of a nasty divorce and custody battle right now.
Gina’s new man is Travis Mullen. Even though their relationship is new, she is open to getting remarried
for a storyline. The ink on her divorce papers isn’t even dry. She and Matt Kirschenheiter are still husband and wife until December. But, she does have a restraining order against him, so it’s not as if they’re hanging out on the reg.
I don’t know who put Real Housewives Of Orange County on Adderall but thank you Tamra Judge‘s Jesus because this season is so good. So much was packed into a 10 hour time period it was like drama sardines.
Shannon Beador is at Urgent Care deciding if she wants to press charges against Kelly Dodd for assault, or assault Kelly with guilt tripping and shaming over the harm she’s done to Shannon’s zen cortex. As if that’s gonna work. HA! Also if the police showed up to question Kelly she would assume they were strippers and start propositioning them.
Being the good friend that she is, Tamra is in the doctor’s office laughing behind her hand. Tamra is thanking herself for all the good work she is doing driving a huge, HUGE wedge between Shannon and Kelly after conniving Shannon her leaking spinal fluid was making her go blind.
Ahhhh… the Shannon Beador show is back on Real Housewives Of Orange County. We all knew this nice, thoughtful, peace-loving Shannon couldn’t last. Somebody moved a leaky faucet to her sanity corner!
Still, you gotta feel bad for Shannon. She tried to plan a relaxing trip to the exclusive Miraval so the women could find peace and serenity (now!), but she’s friends with people like Kelly Dodd and Vicki Gunvalson. So it all went to pot – or should I say, dong. But first, sexxy.
Emily Simpson is headed to Vegas for her dance debut and Braunwyn Windham-Burke is joining her on the PJ.
Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirschenheiter has been going through a lot this year. She was arrested for DUI on February 1st. Cops pulled Gina over yet again because she was using her cell phone while driving on February 6th.
Gina was scheduled to appear in Orange County Superior Court for her DUI charges on February 28, 2019. But Gina did not show, and a warrant was issued for her arrest. Gina’s lawyer had incorrectly filed paperwork to postpone the case, and there was a miscommunication with the court. Gina was in the clear as far as missing her court date.
Is Tamra Judge scared of losing her orange? It sure seems like it. It’s either that or she just gets off on talking about other Real Housewives‘ personal lives.
Truthfully, it’s probably a combination of both. Tamra just loves spilling someone else’s tea. She cannot help herself. Now, she’s divulging information about Gina Kirschenheiter’s personal life.
It’s mommy issues galore on Real Housewives Of Orange County! Can’t nobody raise a child right?!
Let’s start with Gina Kirschenheiter, who must Uber to the birthday party Emily Simpson is throwing for Annabelle. Then Gina gets there so late the Happy Birthday has already been sung. I thought Gina was actually bringing a used car seat as a gift until she revealed that she’s officially unable to drive until her DUI is resolved, and is actually Ubering everywhere.
As the party wraps up, after Gina treats herself to tiger face paint, she and Emily get to talking about… Gina. Which is all they ever talk about! This time Gina is panicked over how close she came to being arrested in her home in front of her children, and how scaring that would be. Emily likens it to the time she had to be taken away in an ambulance. Which pisses Gina off.