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Vanderpump Rules viewers have watched Stassi Schroeder date some real losers in pursuit of finding a soul mate. Stassi needed a man who could survive her dark passenger and embrace her birthday as the national holiday that it should be.
No one can ever accuse Bravo’s Andy Cohen of not dreaming big. He has his sights on nabbing a royally big name to join Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Andy already has one Housewife with a title. He has Countess Luann de Lesseps on Real Housewives of New York.
If Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub had made it down the aisle with her 21st fiancé, Olivier Maier, she would have received a title as well. Danielle would have been a Duchess if she had successfully
trapped wed Olivier, who is the Duke of Provence.
There are a lot of clout chasers in the reality TV world… and attempting to be a part of the reality TV world. Add Meghan Markle’s best friend Jessica Mulroney to the list. She now has her own reality TV show. The Meghan Effect is a very really thing, people. Love her or hate her, it really is.
What qualifies Jessica for this? Being Meghan’s best friend, obviously. I would love to know how the Duchess of Sussex feels about this one. Is she like Vince from Entourage, happy to bring everyone up with her as her star rises? Or does she feel like she’s being exploited by one more person as if her bad-mouthing half sister and thirsty father haven’t done enough?
No one will ever forget Teresa Giudice yelling about Danielle Staub being engaged nineteen times during the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1 finale. During Season 8, she got engaged to Marty Caffrey.
Unfortunately, we all had to witness her bridezilla nonsense and the wedding in Season 9. Danielle and Marty announced their split a mere two months before getting married, which means we had to watch so much footage about a marriage that was already over. They got divorced just ONE WEEK AGO, but now Danielle is onto the next one: Olivier Maier. ENGAGEMENT NUMBER 21. Wow.
It was only a matter of time before Meghan Markle’s
thirsty dehydrated half-sister Samantha and her father Thomas ended up on a reality TV show. These two have been (allegedly!) collecting paychecks for staged photos and interviews ever since the world started obsessing over Meghan’s every move.
Now there are reports that our very own Bravo is in talks with the Duchess’ estranged relatives to do a reality TV show. I cannot imagine my best friend in my head Andy Cohen signing off on this, but even if he doesn’t some network is going to give these two thirst monsters a platform to
talk shit about Meghan share their side of the story.