Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
NeNe Leakes was spotted leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills while Curtis Stone stood in front of the tiniest step and repeat to ever grace a red carpet while Kyle Richards took her gorgeous girls to a special screening of Cinderella.
The most shocking picture this week is of North West in Paris! She apparently won some sort of epic battle with her designer-whore parents and was allowed to be seen in public with peasant luggage!! Nori was cuter than ever rolling her sparkly “Frozen” suitcase through the airport with mom Kim Kardashian.
Hot on the heels of very public feud with her former beau Kanye West, the spurned Amber Rose is being “inundated” with reality TV deals! Is she ready to tell what she knows about the twisted world of Kim Kardashian and Kanye?
Kim Kardashian isn’t going to be intimidated by Sharon Osbourne and PETA. In case you missed it, Sharon tried to publicly shame Kim over her love of fur but apparently Kim couldn’t care less. The Keeping Up with the Kardashiansstar has been flaunting some major fur (and skin) in Paris this weekend. She even managed to flip them a double finger by stepping out in two fur pieces at one time.
Kim is also showing off a whole lot of cleavage this weekend, too. And has had a few touch ups on her new blonde hair already. It has to be close to fried after all that processing.
We have four new attention grabbing looks in the gallery below. Tell us which one you think is the worst. Are any of them not a fail?
All hail Lord Douche-ick Disick! It’s hard being royalty, especially when the United States’ version of royalty is over-paid, under-educated, over-exposed reality personalities who are famous because someone who is related to someone they once or thrice procreated with was tee-tee’d on (I’m old and Southern, sue me for not being cruder..in this instance at least!) for a multi-gajillion dollar sex tape. Such are the conundrums of Scott Disick.
Sure, the reality star is NOW famous (for lack of a better word) in his own right. He’s got three kids with family kash kow Kim Kardashian’s sister Kourtney, and the pair have a slew of spin-offs under their over-priced (but kind of classless) belts. But let’s be honest, Scott’s infamy is a product of his entitled behavior and penchant for booze and pills (allegedly). Plus, he’s a Lord, y’all, and he does what Lords do, like shattering mirrors in drunken rages, hating on his girlfriend’s family (warranted, so he’ll get a pass), and shoving dollar bills into the mouths of waiters who fail to cater to his every gross whim. Klassy!
Kim Kardashianforgot to pack her bras for her trip to Paris this week. The Keeping Up with the Kardashiansstar continues to traipse around Paris Fashion Week events with Kanye West, showing off her new blonde hair and her bra-less boobs in see-through mesh dresses. And she also taps her cowgirl fantasies in a god-awful fringed number that’s actually the best of the looks so far. Which ain’t sayin’ much.
It also appears that Kim fell into a vat of self tanner in her Paris hotel room. (close up below)
Check out the pictures below and tell us if you’re loving Kim’s new looks?
The success of Kim Kardashian‘s mobile game Kim Kardashian Hollywood doesn’t surprise me. Like it or not, the Kardashians are a cultural phenomenon that isn’t going away anytime soon.
There are two things, however, which I do not understand. Why would anyone pay money to be a virtual Kim Kardashian? People are paying money – and a lot of it – to join their virtual Kim on virtual vacations, to dress their pretend self like the real Kim, and so on. It has been estimated that the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star will earn $85 MILLION this year from the game. And this brings me to my second question. Why is Kim taking her clothes off for obscure magazines every other week if she’s bringing in that kind of money for basically doing nothing? Obviously, it’s for the attention, but still. I don’t get it.