Lisa Vanderpump Thinks Stassi Schroeder Is Obsessed With Katie Maloney; Calls Out Jax Taylor For Stirring The Pot

In this week’s Vanderpump Rules video blog, Lisa Vanderpump calls out Jax Taylor‘s inaptness and Stassi Schoeder‘s obsession with Katie Maloney.

Mirroring my own thoughts on Ariana Madix, Lisa says, “Why is Ariana there if she is going to be such a downer? Especially if she hates lingerie so much.”


Vanderpump Rules Ariana Madix

“The bra that she’s got on isn’t remotely too feminine for her,” continues Lisa. “I mean, it almost looks like a piece of armor.”

Lisa calls Tom Sandoval‘s bacon A tattoo a learning experience, noting, “Ten minutes to put it on, and ten hours to take it off.” She gives a shout out to Tom Schwartz for supporting Tom, even as he mourns the loss of his ass tattoo bro, and jokes that the doctor has obviously never seen Vanderpump Rules if she’s advising Tom not to drink. “No drinking tonight? Eh, okay then!”

About Jax Taylor‘s obsession with Sarah Ward‘s boobs, Lisa shares, “Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think that it’s appropriate to actually acknowledge the fact that you’ve even been aware of your best friend’s girlfriend’s tits. I mean, how does Brittany feel having parts of Peter‘s girlfriend installed on her body?”

Um. Brittany sleeps with Jax. Willingly. I doubt she thinks about much. Ever.

About the infamous couch, Lisa snarks, “Finally, goodbye to that couch! Where Jax shagged Kristen, Tom shagged Kristen, and then poor Ariana has had to sit on it! Not that, but she had to sit on the couch.” <whole body shudder>

Vanderpump Rules Stassi Schroeder

Lisa thinks Stassi Schroeder reeks of desperation. Oh wait.. no.. that’s what I think. Lisa thinks Stassi is obsessed with Katie Maloney. #SingleWhiteFemale

Stassi seems kind of obsessed now with making sure that Katie lets her back into her life,” she says. “It’s not just back into her life, Stassi wants back into this whole group.”

Lisa calls out Jax for stirring up Kristen Doute‘s pot of crazy on the beach.

“There goes Jax creating a problem,” laments Lisa. “Jax didn’t need to actually tell Kristen verbatim what they had said, he could have just said that there was some negativity. But Jax likes to stir the pot.”

About Jax deflecting pouring his heart out to Peter, Lisa shares, “I think Jax is actually showing his hand right now and he’s got definitely some valid fears that, maybe, who knows where this case could go? Will he be locked up? I think he’s worried.” RELATED: NO JAIL TIME FOR JAX

I love that Lisa did not acknowledge James Kennedy and Scheana Marie in her blog. As it should be.


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