After a long wait and tons of speculation, we finally have a trailer for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies return with new episodes February 9 and it seems like we have a lot of drama to look forward to.
Denise Richards joins the cast. Kim Richards makes at least one appearance. And get ready for this one: Brandi Glanville returns. Now that is a twist that no one saw coming. We just need to get a diamond back in her hands. Speaking of diamonds, Camille Grammer will not hold one during the opening credits. This is because she is not a full-time cast member. Again. This makes no sense. She gets married, watches her house burn down, and gets into drama with her costars. That warrants full-time status in my eyes.
What else can we look forward to? There is some Lisa Vanderpump-centered drama in the trailer, of course. This has been teased for months. Lisa holds up PAGES of printed out iMessages and says, “Somebody was guilty by omission.” Who?
During the trailer, Kyle Richards declares, “Everyone is trying to get this Dorit [Kemsley] story out there.” Immediately after, LVP says, “They’re trying to make me look like I’m a terrible person.” But what will the viewers think? Will they sympathize with Vanderpump? Or will they agree with the rest of the cast members?
At one point, Lisa tells Dorit, “I love you.” Dorit asks, “How can you say you love me?” Without hesitation, Lisa coldly responds, “I actually don’t.” Damn.
In a different conversation, Kyle emphatically declares, “I’m not responsible for Lisa Vanderpump’s actions!” What actions is she referring to specifically? The anticipation is killing me!
Lisa tells her husband Ken Todd, “I’m not going to say what a f*cking bitch she was.” But she did say it. However, it is unclear who was acting like “a f*cking bitch.” Ken gets in on the drama as well. He yells, “You’re a f*cking liar. Goodbye, Kyle!” Did anyone else get flashbacks to “You’re such a f*cking liar, Camille” from Season 1? Iconic.
Erika Jayne comes through with some zingers. She announces, “That’s not friendship. That’s bullshit.” Erika gets very heated when she yells “She does not want to sit and pretend to be nice to someone who has f*cked her over.” Again, it’s killing me to not know who this is about.
In another scene, Erika tells Kyle and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, “I kind of feel like the two of you are in cahoots. ” But about what?
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She also playfully puts Dorit in her place during the cast vacation in France. Dorit muses, “This really makes you feel like you’re in Europe.” Erika responds, “We are in Europe, Dorit.” I mean, come on. Someone had to say it.
Denise got a lot of screentime in the trailer. Erika tells her, “My visuals of you and Aaron [Phypers] having sex are right up there with my favorite porn.” Did Denise respond with a similar sentiment about Erika and Tom Girardi? Probably not.