The holidays came early this year! Whatever you celebrate, it was Festivus for the rest of us because we were treated to a truly wonderful gift, courtesy of one Curtis James Jackson III, better known as 50 Cent. In what has to be the most entertaining version of an East Coast/West Coast feud, 50 revealed that he is a viewer of Vanderpump Rules. While this may surprise some people, it really isn’t that much of a stretch seeing as Lala Kent’s fiancé, Randall Emmett, produces projects that involve 50. Or is it Mr. Cent?
Our saga began when 50 Cent posted a clip from Pump Rules on social media. In a segment with Stassi Schroeder, Lala shared, that she let Randall to “hit it” on the night they met. Lala reaped the benefits of her “feminist” ways, receiving expensive gifts courtesy of Rand. She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey! This ticked off my new best friend 50 because #ALLEGEDLY Randall had previously borrowed $1 million scrilla from the actor. But don’t cry for 50. His ability to retrieve loaned funds now has executives at Captial One rethinking their methods of collection.
In what was a harsh
but true observation of Lala and Stassi’s scene, 50 captioned, “10 seconds left in the 4 quarter hoe’s are Winning. Do you want A range rover, yes, bitch yassss. Then just run out and suck a dick. LOL smh.” Stop coming for my job, 50!
Lala responded to his summation of the discussion by attempting to shower her followers with education on the #MeToo movement. In a now deleted post, she shared, “That I will not stand for. If you have been affected by a man like 50, do not be quiet. We will not be silenced. I have your back and we need to let these f*ckers know that they are not safe. Once they think they’ve silenced us, we are all fucked.” She’s breaking the glass ceiling, y’all! Also, honey, you were being filmed on national television at the time…
Anyhoe, the mutual bashing triggered 50 into wanting his loan paid back. Like yesterday. Unfortunately for Randall, 50 began an onslaught of posting (ALLEGED) screenshots of Rand
begging for his life apologizing for Lala’s indiscretion.
He promised that his loan would be paid back without haste. In what must have been the most epic auto-correct of all time, Randall accidentally addressed him as, Fofty, and the rest is history. James Kennedy must have been living his best life after reading those conversations.
Daddy Randall advised Fofty that due to the stress of this
media sensation situation, he was at risk of a possible heart attack. He shared a photo of himself, hooked up to numerous wires at a hospital. Rand pleaded for the madness to end. Fofty then guaranteed the big baby Randall this would all go away once his debt had been satisfied. Randall then unhooked himself and ran to the bank.
50 is a man of his word and posted on Twitter that Randall had come through with his payment. Once again, all is well in the world. The screenshots and harsh words 50 had posted have been
saved for all eternity deleted and Randall is going to live his life happily ever after.
The moral of this story is, when something hilarious happens on social media, take screenshots. No, I just. The moral truly is, before you run your mouth on a television show about how you get great stuff for sexual favors, make sure your man doesn’t have any outstanding loans. Because you never know when someone more gangsta than you will put you on blast.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK LALA SHOULD STOP BEING SO VOCAL ABOUT HER SEXUAL ESCAPADES? DO YOU THINK LALA AND EMMETT’S RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST AFTER THIS EMBARRASSMENT? ARE YOU A NEW FAN OF 50 CENT AFTER THIS DRAMA?
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