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Denise Richards & Aaron Phypers

Well, it’s safe to say Denise Richards is saving the season hellbent on raising some eyebrows on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. From the gate, we learned Denise has new drama with ex-husband and tiger blood connoisseur, Charlie Sheen. Then poor Denise suffered a rogue intestinal situation with an extensive multiple hernia operation. On the heels of recovering from the procedure, Denise and newish spouse, Aaron Phypers, found themselves on the receiving end of an invite from Bangs Kyle Richards, for a dinner party…

Any fan of RHOBH knows when a group sits down to eat a high-end meal consisting of proteins, salad, and one or two of Mauricio Umansky’s edibles vodka, sparks are sure to fly. On this particular occasion, sparks did fly, which resulted in Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave crying. Because, of course it did. But fans got an extra treat when we received insight on controversial medical breakthroughs, courtesy of Aaron. Now I’m not saying there is a helicopter following Denise and Aaron’s every move right now, but they probably are.

Picture this, a Malibu “medical practice” focusing on alternative medicine. Aaron works at the Quantam360 Club, which kind of sounds like Studio 54 Lite, but there’s no bar as far as I know. Maybe some Casamigos in Aaron’s office -but it’s a Reposado NOT a Blanco. But back to the dinner party. Bangs Kyle brought up Aaron’s holistic venture and asked him to explain to the guests, exactly what his job entails. I’m not entirely certain we got an answer, but either way it was quality television.

As Aaron began offering his brilliance to the table, most of the ladies would have had a surprised expression. Thanks to Botox, they only looked slightly confused. Except for Mauricio, who was into it. Thanks, Prop 64! When Aaron and Denise then suffered from paranoid delusions described being “followed” due to the nature of Aaron’s business, things really got interesting. According to Us Weekly, Denise and her hubby have no regrets about their questionable dinner party conduct and they haven’t even watched the show.

 

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Denise shared, “I’m a little behind watching the episodes. I actually haven’t seen that episode yet, but I did hear [about it].” From little green men? She added, “We’re going to get all caught up.” Then Denise gave her thoughts on the table discussion. “We don’t regret anything. And I think during the dinner, you have to also know your audience, and during the dinner we realized, ‘OK, this isn’t the audience to tell this to, so we’re going to wrap up the conversation.” Okay, but who is “the audience” if not a bunch of rich women? Are you trying to sell x-ray beams to regular people?

Denise said, “We are ourselves and that’s who we want to be. We don’t want to try and be something we’re not, and it’s part of what he does. So I think it’s OK to talk about it. Like I said, you have to know your audience too and that wasn’t the audience at the dinner table.”

 

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What about the viewing audience? Don’t deprive us of hearing about Aaron’s childhood! Growing up next to power lines, I’m sorry, a nuclear facility. Who could ever forget Aaron’s soliloquy, “There’s a lot of space, space, it’s empty space, right? 99.9 percent is space, but it’s oscillating at a frequency that appears to be real in our reality. Does that make sense?” Yes, if you’ve just ingested lysergic acid diethylamide.

Regarding Erika Jayne’s remarks during the episode, Denise laughed it off, “[Aaron is] not a doctor, and he never claimed to be, and he never played one on television either.” And we still technically don’t know what he does to earn money. So it remains to be seen – are Denise and Aaron being followed by the CIA, NSA, or Tom Cruise? We’ll have to stay tuned to see if they experience any close encounters, Brandi Glanville not included.

 

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TELL US- DO YOU THINK DENISE AND AARON ARE PARANOID? IS THIS A PLOY FOR CAMERA TIME? DOES AARON’S JOB EXPLANATION MAKE SENSE?

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