The Real Housewives of Atlanta is sure to have an interesting storyline thanks to Porsha Williams‘ new engagement. It feels like a fever dream since Porsha announced her engagement to Simon Guobadia after one month of dating. He got her a massive rock before his divorce with Falynn Guobadia was even finalized. And wasted no time getting his name tattooed on her neck, for some reason. Girl, is this some sort of identity crisis or something?
While Porsha Luther King has been celebrating her engagement and planning three weddings, everyone and their mother has been sharing some questionable accusations about their relationship. It started with a questionable timeline, cheating accusations and a whole lot of shade-throwing.
If you’re not Team Porsha, you’re against them. Just look at Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore, who definitely WON’T be receiving a save the date in the mail. The co-captain of Team Porsha is Shamea Morton, who we can blame for this whole relationship in the first place. Her only contribution to the RHOA universe as of late. Oh, and Gizelle Bryant from the Real Housewives of Potomac, who wants to find herself a man like Simon. Ladies, say it with me, THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR. YOU DESERVE BETTER.
Falynn has also, understandably, not been celebrating her ex moving on so quickly. Most recently, she threw a major bombshell by accusing Porsha Luther King of hooking up with Simon’s cousin for a Rolls Royce. GIRL WHAT? And now she’s ready to celebrate being finally free from the Simon and Porsha mess. Well, at least legally.
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According to @theshaderoom on Instagram, Falynn is finally a divorced woman. The page reposted one of Falynn’s Instagram Stories celebrating finalizing the split. “I am officially divorced! It’s a party! It’s a party!!!,” she wrote. Wow that seemed like a speedy divorce, but it’s clear they both were more than ready to move on.
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I’d be ready to party too if I found myself in this mess. Maybe she can call Kandi Burruss to hook her up with the Bolo experience for her divorce party. But that’d be another instance of her sharing men with Porsha (allegedly).
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FALYNN AND SIMON FINALIZING THEIR DIVORCE? DO YOU THINK SIMON WILL BE CELEBRATING HIS DIVORCE ENDING AHEAD OF HIS NEXT WEDDING?
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