As usual Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills claimed something unbelievable was going to happen, but really nothing did. This show is having a midlife crisis. No one is asking it what work it had done, because it CLEARLY hasn’t been nipped, tucked, sucked, botoxed, or coolsculpted into its youthful, amazing form. God knows they’ve tried, but the way these women approach their physical reality (hide what they actually look like and won’t admit to what they’ve had done) is the same way they approach their reality.
They’ve all blamed Lisa Vanderpump for the show being inauthentic. Like who could forget the infamous Munchausen scenes when Kyle Richards desperately tried to coax Lisa into admitting that she was lying, only to have Lisa talk in circles until Lisa Rinna got blamed for the whole thing.
Tonight we enter part 2 of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion, and shit is hitting the proverbial fan. Or I dunno – maybe someone really is flinging things at an actual fan? Fake hair, perhaps? Rhinestone clips from Claire’s Boutique? Unresolved emotions? Whatever the shit is, you know know it came from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave‘s detox.
Anyway, Teddi finds herself under fire from Andy Cohen himself when he calls Teddi out for misrepresenting her role in Puppygate thus causing an irreparable rift between Lisa Vanderpump and the rest of the group. Teddi continues to spin on her hamster wheel (#AllIn) but even Dorit Kemsley starts to question Teddi’s version of accountability!
There’s only two more episodes left of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Any takers that the ladies discuss anyone other than Lisa Vanderpump? Somehow Lisa dominated part one of the reunion and she wasn’t even there. Who knew her mind control worked off the premises as well?
The entire first hour of the reunion was spent airing grievances against Lisa. Kyle Richards said her former best friend was “unmasked.” Erika Jayne said Kyle is now
head mean girl queen in a not-so-subtle attempt to piss off Lisa. No one seemed the least bit sorry. But now that some time has passed, one member of the cast has come forward to express some regret.
Season 1 Camille Grammer has been back with a vengence on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She has been polarizing, but in between the random statements we can’t quite explain, she has been making a lot of sense. She is the only one who pointed out Dorit Kemsley’s fishy finances on the show.
Now, she’s calling out Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave for being “up Kyle Richards’ ass” during tonight’s reunion episode.
Ken Todd is ride or die. In a reality television world where husbands cheat, allegedly lie about business ventures, or remain completely disconnected, Ken presents as none of those things. He has been married to former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Lisa Vanderpump for over 30 years. During her tenure, Lisa found herself in hot water several times with fellow cast members. Always by her side is Ken, holding Giggy – or maybe Giggy is holding Ken. Either way, this is a man who is loyal to his mate.
Ken usually assumes a reserved manner, but don’t get on his bad side. We’ve seen examples of Ken’s loyalty to Lisa flair up over time. He wished Cedric Martinez to the cornfield after he bashed the Todd family. We never heard from him again. Brandi Glanville slapped Lisa across the cheek once. Ken and Lisa said buh-bye to that friendship. Suffice to say, if you go to war with Lisa, you go to war with Ken. After a disastrous Season 9 of unconfirmed rumors, accusations, and family tragedy,Ken has some
parting shots words for the ladies who went after his wife. One thing is certain, Lisa may be the star, but nobody puts Baby Ken in a corner.
The past season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills revolved around Dorit Kemsley. As the public attempts to push #puppygate to the darkest corner of their minds, it’s now being rehashed on the reunion. Dorit played the victim so well, you would have thought she was doing budget Shakespeare in the Park. The mum of two hasn’t a care in the world, with her
rented Hollywood mansion and leased rosè hued Bentley.
We have rarely seen a flaw in Dorit’s armor of Alexander McQueen couture and diamond baubles. But all isn’t perfect in Dorit’s
fantasy world. A dark cloud has been hovering over Dorit and PK Kemsley for quite some time. Thanks to public records and Camille Grammer, fans of RHOBH finally see through the facade of Chanel and suspicious accents. While the cast took luxurious trips and displayed their wealth, something else was happening. Behind the scenes, most of the Housewives were dealing with legal issues. Financial legal issues. As layers have been uncovered and lawsuits exposed, we are finding out that while Dorit may consider herself the Queen of McQueen, she also might be the Queen of Delusion.
Ah, Denise Richards. The newest cast member of Real Housewives of Beverly
Pills Hills. One of the last to remain on good terms with recently ousted Lisa Vanderpump. Denise was a super chill, bonafide “beach girl”, living by the sea in her Malibu home. She got along with veterans Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna. She was not intimidated by Erika Jayne, nor was she phased by Dorit Kemsley and her extensive collection of wigs and accents.
Denise was fun and games, sharing anecdotes about her newlywed life with Aaron Phypers. He now walks the streets of Beverly Hills in a cocoon of shame, after the intimate details she confessed on a group trip. Denise is also responsible for bringing Brandi Glanville back into our lives. Thanks so much for that! Strike one! Nearing the end of the season, viewers were treated to a glimpse of Denise’s argumentative side. She confronted Kim Richards at a party whilst defending Rinna about the infamous blue bunny. Strike two? Now we are seeing the ire rise up in Denise again. She has thoughts on what is and is not appropriate to discuss in someone’s personal life. Will this be strike 3 for Denise, or does she have a point?
I’m just gonna be honest: I was bored watching the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion. Maybe it’s because this season has been so overblown. All the revelations about Lisa Vanderpump not showing were already out and it was just a big old meh. It was big old gushy fake love fest about how Kyle Richards is queen… And Erika Jayne needs one of Dorit Kemsley‘s CLIPs to be put over her mouth.
Speaking of clips, the ones in Dorit’s hair should have read, “Fake” “Broke” “Grifter” “Dog Dumper” “Liar” “Bad Designer” And worst of all, “PK’s Wife.” The rest of Dorit’s outfit looked like a disco ball blew up. Hey, they’re broke so reduce, reuse, recycle to make the most of life on limited means.