Does anyone even remember what happened on the latest season of Real Housewives of Atlanta? Ever since the latest Porsha Williams and Simon Guobadia
chaos engagement news was dropped, it’s been almost completely band-aided over in my mind. Cheating and pregnancy and neck tattoos – oh my! I have no idea what to believe, but talk about the gossip heard ’round the world. Even the reigning-read-queen Eva Marcille chimed in on the debacle.
In case you’re experiencing a similar post-Atlanta amnesia, let me refresh your memory with in one word; Bolo. Michael “Bolo”Bolwaire was promised to flip the script on RHOA before the season even began. But who knew it would be literal and figurative? He stirred up the drama between the women, and in some cases, their men. More recently, the iconic stripper will be reading from a new script alongside former Housewife, Eva.
Housewives new and old, and from cities far and wide, have all weighed in on Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams’ recent
trainwreck of an engagement. To sum it up, P got engaged to Simon Guobadia, the almost ex-husband of her old friend Falynn Guobadia, after ONE MONTH of dating. The two moved quicker than quick, with Simon giving his new fiance a fat ring and P getting Simon’s name tattooed ON HER NECK. Not even Bravo producers can make up this complete display of nonsense, which includes cheating allegations, an eyebrow-raising timeline and a whole lot of haters.
Thanks to Shamea Morton’s matchmaking skills, we’ll likely have a Bravo special about one of Porsha’s THREE weddings, as she does seem to be a network darling. Andy Cohen says Porsha just loves love, but some people (Marlo Hampton) believe this entire relationship is one big red flag. Porsha hasn’t had the best luck in love in the past, and getting her old friend’s husband before they’ve signed their names on divorce papers is the ultimate betrayal of girl code. This storyline is already beating the drawn-out #BoloGate, and Bravo hasn’t even begun filming Season 14.
Tanya Sam has not been seen on the Real Housewives of Atlanta this season after she
gave herself up was accused of having a wild night with Bolo and potentially Porsha Williams at Cynthia Bailey’s raunchy bachelorette party. We know Porsha and Tanya have denied, denied, denied. But Kenya Moore has been on a mission to expose what happened after the cameras stopped filming.
Tanya stopped filming after the allegations arose and has yet to be seen again. But the whole situation is way overblown. Porsha is a newly single woman and like Kandi Burruss has said, breaking girl code and shaming people is not a good look for anyone. Twirl should take some notes.
Tanya Sam high-tailed it off of the Real Housewives of Atlanta this season after she told on herself for sharing a bed with Porsha Williams on the night of #strippergate. Tanya wanted no part in Kenya Moore’s crusade to figure out who took a ride on the Bolo stick during Cynthia Bailey’s bachelorette party.
Compared to Marlo Hampton and LaToya Ali, Tanya’s been pretty quiet as a friend-of and didn’t seem interested in starting drama. And while she hasn’t been seen filming with the ladies since the bachelorette party, she’s apparently got some beef with a ghost from RHOA past.
The true star of this otherwise dry season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is Bolo the stripper. He performed at
COVID Cynthia Bailey’s bachelorette party (while hilariously wearing a face shield) and was a big hit among the women in more ways than one. Word on Kenya Moore’s street is that after the cameras turned off, a few women got up close and personal with the stripper.
It’s been the main plotline of the season. We have Drew Sidora vs. Latoya Ali debating about Drew’s behavior at the party. Kenya is doing anything she can to throw Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams under the bus for getting too close to Bolo. It’s also indirectly causing friction between Porsha and Marlo Hampton’s friendship. And maybe it’s all because Kenya is jealous she didn’t get some one-on-one time with Mr. Bolo.
This season of Real Housewives of Atlanta has centered on Cynthia Bailey’s wedding to sportscaster Mike Hill. And Cynthia’s wild bachelorette party in South Carolina. Stripper Bolo allegedly hooked up with two of the RHOA peaches. We’re looking at you, Porsha Williams and Tanya Sam!
In April of 2018, Cynthia and Mike met on Steve Harvey’s talk show, Steve. Mike was one of three eligible bachelors that Cynthia could select to date. In 2019, after Cynthia and Mike were dating for a year, Cynthia let it be known that she expected to marry Mike in 2020. No pressure, right?
It’s been coming all season on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Cynthia Bailey’s nuptials to Mike Hill have finally arrived! Time to #Chill Out and enjoy the show! Things have been a bit contentious since the bachelorette party, but now it’s time to celebrate. Cynthia has finally found love again. That’s all that should matter right now. We’ve seen her evolution over the last decade, and we all know how much this moment means to her.
Kenya Moore & Porsha Williams are beefing right now, but let’s hope they can set it aside for this big day. There’s too much at stake for Cynthia to risk ruining her moment. Kenya’s finally figured out who slept with the stripper, so Porsha’s undoubtedly irritated by this. Also causing an issue right now is Kenya’s new alliance with Marlo Hampton. Porsha feels like it’s simply a friendship born out of convenience. It remains to be seen whether or not that’s true.
Fired former Bravolebrity Eva Marcille truly brought very little to three seasons she spent on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, but she could turn a look that periodically reminded everyone she is an America’s Next Top Model winner after all.
But Eva recently revealed her win wasn’t quite the happy celebration you’d expect. Particularly, when she was totally shaded by the judges immediately after getting the crown.