It’s about time that Stassi Schroeder wrote a book. The Vanderpump Rules OG has blessed he fandom with iconic quotes and wisdom for years. Now it’s officially official. Stassi Schroeder is an author and her debut book will be available before you know it!
Left to her own devices without editing or intervention Vicki Gunvalson will always shoot herself in the foot, then still try to put on heels and hobble away. Last night’s segment of the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion was the perfect example of Vicki at her most Vicki-ness. Reunion part 1 was also way better than anything we’d seen all season.
The most important part of any reunion is to dissect the outfits. First of all, Shannon Beador looks great! I don’t know if it’s the glowy spray tan indicating a break from Dr. Moon‘s holistic practices of wiping Shannon’s entire body in tan resistant mineral powders to ward of surface level UV free radicals, or the 30lb weight loss, or finally shedding her toxic friendship with Tamra Judge, but Shannon looks better than we’ve seen her in years. THIS is the divorced Shannon we were craving all season!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is officially Christmas and Hanukkah season! This means that Black Friday is upon us. Who wants to deal with that though? Enduring stop and go traffic, scrounging for a parking space, and sweating it up in a mall crowd does not sound appealing at all.
Skip all the hassle and just shop from home instead. That would make Black Friday way more enjoyable. Right? You can even purchase all reality TV-themed gifts for your friends, family, and even yourself. You deserve a gift too. If you don’t know what to get the reality TV addict in your life, don’t worry. Reality Tea has you covered with a great list of go-to products that are available from Amazon.
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful I don’t have to interact with Real Housewives Of Dallas in the wild. LeeAnne Locken may cut my legs at the ankles to watch me crawl away and bleed to death. She’s just upset, you guys. If you upset her, it’s your fault. And then after all that you still might end up on ‘friendship probation’!
Over in Copenhagen, Brandi Redmond is a raging ball of fury. She learned that LeeAnne used her iPhone to nab naked footage of Brandi swimming in the Baltic Sea. Brandi is fine with the Bravo crew having that video. They will use it as contractually expected. But her arch nemesis? A different story! For some reason, they decide this is the perfect time to go to a fancy dinner! Within seconds Brandi, comes at LeeAnne with accusations. She’s untrustworthy, a liar, and no one at the table really wants to be her friend. Ouch.
More people need to watch Real Housewives of Dallas. More happens in one episode of RHOD Season 3 than in an entire season with the Orange County Housewives. Yet here we are and Dallas is the redheaded step-child of the Real Housewives franchise. No, that is not a reference to Brandi Redmond’s ginger locks. All I’m saying is #JusticeForRHOD.
SMH, non-believers. This show is actually very good. I kid you not. Then again, I doubt that any non-believers are actually reading this. Anyway. So thank you to everyone who is.
There are two things that will matter at the Real Housewives of Dallas Season 3 reunion. We care about the shade they throw and the outfits they wear. At this moment, there hasn’t even been a preview for the episodes. This means that the jury is still out on the level of shade throwing.
However, the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion looks have hit social media. These hair, makeup, and wardrobe decisions are by far the most crucial of the season. Who brought their A game? Who should fire their stylist?
That was the most boring finale of Real Housewives Of Orange County like ever. I’m not kidding when I say I dozed off as Gina Kirschenigiveup was droning on about how she’s just trying to be a ‘good fweind” to Shannon Beador. I didn’t even wake up when she talked about owning boots that magically impregnate people!
Look here’s the thing: at this point trying to center a whole season around whether or not Shannon is nuts is a moot point. It’s like the most rhetorical question ever asked of the Real Housewives universe. It’s such a DUH that it’s like asking a 45-year-old if they believe in Santa. Or if wine should be included in Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.
Where in the world is Lisa Vanderpump? Last night was the 3rd Annual Vanderpump Dog Foundation Gala and it was a Bravolebrity magnet, except that Lisa was MIA again (at least on the red carpet)! (see update below)
Nearly all of Lisa’s Vanderpump Rules cast was there to celebrate: Kristen Doute and Brian Carter, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark, Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz, Lala Kent and Randall Emmett and more! But no LVP from what we see in the agency pics.
Also there to take part in the event: Shahs of Sunset star MJ Javid and her husband Tommy Feight, former RHOC star Gretchen Rossi, former Flipping Out star Jenni Pulos. The Real Housewives of Dallas stars LeeAnne Locken and Kameron Westcott made the trek to Hollywood to support the cause. Even Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga turned up.