I just don’t even know where to begin. Who provoked whom, who started what, who did such and such illegal thing… Brandi and LeeAnne are a two-headed snake biting its own tail after getting confused by all the excess weave hair in their faces. They should just go to couples therapy and be done with it. I can’t pick a winner or a loser here. Well, I can pick a winner, but it’s Stephanie Hollman. Stephanie ‘PH–king’ Hollman.
However, so many good things did happen for the ladies of Dallas last night! Stephanie bought a foam machine. LeeAnne picked a date and wedding location. D’Andra Simmons got a company. Woot!
These two had a brief friendship at the start of Season 2, but other than that, they can’t be in the same room without arguing. Tonight’s episode is no different. To top it all off, they’re all dressed up for a college-themed party at Stephanie Hollman’s house. There are few things more entertaining than Real Housewivestrying to be serious while wearing ridiculous costumes. Brandi wears a cheerleader costume and it looks like LeeAnne borrowed an outfit from Clueless character Cher Horowitz.
It’s about time that Stassi Schroederwrote a book. The Vanderpump Rules OG has blessed he fandom with iconic quotes and wisdom for years. Now it’s officially official. Stassi Schroeder is an author and her debut book will be available before you know it!
The most important part of any reunion is to dissect the outfits. First of all, Shannon Beador looks great! I don’t know if it’s the glowy spray tan indicating a break from Dr. Moon‘s holistic practices of wiping Shannon’s entire body in tan resistant mineral powders to ward of surface level UV free radicals, or the 30lb weight loss, or finally shedding her toxic friendship with Tamra Judge, but Shannon looks better than we’ve seen her in years. THIS is the divorced Shannon we were craving all season!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is officially Christmas and Hanukkah season! This means that Black Friday is upon us. Who wants to deal with that though? Enduring stop and go traffic, scrounging for a parking space, and sweating it up in a mall crowd does not sound appealing at all.
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Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful I don’t have to interact with Real Housewives Of Dallas in the wild. LeeAnne Locken may cut my legs at the ankles to watch me crawl away and bleed to death. She’s just upset, you guys. If you upset her, it’s your fault. And then after all that you still might end up on ‘friendship probation’!
Over in Copenhagen, Brandi Redmond is a raging ball of fury. She learned that LeeAnneused her iPhone to nab naked footage of Brandi swimming in the Baltic Sea. Brandi is fine with the Bravo crew having that video. They will use it as contractually expected. But her arch nemesis? A different story! For some reason, they decide this is the perfect time to go to a fancy dinner! Within seconds Brandi, comes at LeeAnne with accusations. She’s untrustworthy, a liar, and no one at the table really wants to be her friend. Ouch.
More people need to watch Real Housewives of Dallas. More happens in one episode of RHODSeason 3 than in an entire season with the Orange County Housewives. Yet here we are and Dallas is the redheaded step-child of the Real Housewivesfranchise. No, that is not a reference to Brandi Redmond’s ginger locks. All I’m saying is #JusticeForRHOD.
SMH, non-believers. This show is actually very good. I kid you not. Then again, I doubt that any non-believers are actually reading this. Anyway. So thank you to everyone who is.
There are two things that will matter at the Real Housewives of Dallas Season 3 reunion. We care about the shade they throw and the outfits they wear. At this moment, there hasn’t even been a preview for the episodes. This means that the jury is still out on the level of shade throwing.
However, the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion looks have hit social media. These hair, makeup, and wardrobe decisions are by far the most crucial of the season. Who brought their A game? Who should fire their stylist?