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After eight seasons, those left on Vanderpump Rules are finally doing the adulting thing for real. And yes, it’s more than just being able to use the microwave and the air conditioning at the same time. Half of the cast (and half of the fired former stars) are new parents. James Kennedy, once a messy and crass DJ, finally popped the question to Raquel Leviss and I’m ROOTING for them. And even Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix FINALLY got furniture in their house. The only thing that’s the same is Jax Taylor’s narcissism, but the cameras won’t be around this time to film that.

The OG Pumper Scheana Marie is also going through plenty of transformations. She’s kissed a lot of frogs (and losers who are only good for mounting TVs) before finding her prince, Brock Davies. The couple has been together through the thick of it — from dealing with a miscarriage last year, to the COVID-19 pandemic, to finally giving birth to their first child. It wasn’t an easy pregnancy for Scheana, but their adorable little baby Summer Moon Honey Davies is a perfect peach. And I’m sure once she’s a little older, she’ll rock a high pony and crop top just like her mama. Good as gold.

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It’s all happening for Scheana Shay. The Vanderpump Rules star has been through a lot in her time on the show. We watched her marry Mike Shay in a half top that Stassi Schroeder was totally jealous of, then a few seasons later, we watched Scheana and Mike divorce because he couldn’t keep his lies straight. Scheana has always been open about her life on Pump Rules. So, when she started dating again she showed us every difficult moment. Unfortunately for Scheana, she picked some serious losers to go out with – none of whom should ever be named again.

Then, Scheana found Brock Davies, a personal trainer from Australia. The man looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel. The couple also recently had their first child together, a daughter, Summer Moon Honey Davies. It’s safe to say everyone is incredibly happy for Scheana, especially since she suffered a miscarriage the year before. Now, Scheana’s life appears to be good as gold.

Kelly Dodd Hints She’s Filming A New Reality TV Show Following RHOC Firing

I know what you’re thinking — why is Kelly Dodd still getting any attention following her firing from the Real Housewives of Orange County. Trust me, I feel the same — I’d love nothing more than to never have to write Kelly Fraud’s name ever again. But unfortunately, Kelly is thirsty for attention and it’s obvious she and Rick Leventhal need to find some way to make a buck after both losing their jobs. We all just have to be patient, the day will come when Kelly will truly be completely and totally irrelevant. Someday, kids, someday.

Kelly, to no surprise, has NOT taken the time since she was booted from RHOC to reflect on her bad behavior that got her the pink slip in the first place. No, she blames Braunwyn Windham-Burke and her conservative viewpoints for that. My eyes cannot roll any further back into my head. And she’s too busy saying every nasty thing in the book about her former co-stars and trying not to get sued by Heather Dubrow’s lawyers. Thank god Fancy Pants is making a return — I don’t think I could handle another second of Kelly or Braunwyn on my TV.

Vanderpump Rules Star James Kennedy Celebrates Two Years Of Sobriety

DJ James Kennedy has been a polarizing figure throughout his time on Vanderpump Rules. He had a rough start, but ever since he embarked on his sobriety journey, he seems to have changed for the better. VPR is heading into unchartered waters next season, with many of the OGs getting pink slips from Bravo. And I never thought I’d say this, but James and his new fiance Raquel Leviss might be my new favorite couple on the show. That’s called growth, hunny.

And while James and Raquel may have not been in on the Pump Rules pregnancy pact, they’re truly growing up for the better. James is back DJing at Sur now that pandemic restrictions have subsided and Raquel is SUR-ving. He and Lala Kent have worked out their differences now that they’re both sober now and it’s a much more positive experience to watch James thrive on TV. While the next season of VPR could be a hit or a bust, I’m excited to see more of James and Raquel’s wedding planning and day-to-day lives. And something tells me James won’t be half of the groomzilla Jax Taylor was when he married Brittany Cartwright last season. OMG does this mean that James is now the No. 1 guy in the group? My my, how times have changed.

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Unfortunately it seems the already tainted name of Tom Girardi is about to get dirtier. Erika Jayne’s estranged husband is, to put it simply, done. He no longer has a career, enough money to buy Taco Bell, or a home to live in. It’s a damn good thing Erika has the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills paycheck or we might be forced to listen to her cover Scheana Shay’s hit record, Good As Gold in an effort to make some quick cashola.

Tom has nothing left due to bad business OR the theory he stole from needy clients to pay for Erika’s collection of named wigs put in place as substitutions for actual human beings who want to be around her. Fake friends are expensive, okay? Tom’s issue with paying people isn’t new and creditors have been coming after him for years, including his business partners at Girardi Keese. Now we find out Tom’s law firm was approved for a government-funded PPP loan only 5 months before blowing through all of his cash.

Brandi Glanville Says She Feels Like She And LeAnn Rimes Are “Like Sisterwives” Now

Let’s take it back to 2009. Ex-model and mom of two boys, Brandi Glanville was divorcing z-list actor, Eddie Cibrian. Eddie starred in the 1997 night-time soap, Sunset Beach, which catapulted his career into nothingness for a decade. Finally, in 2009 he got a role in a Lifetime Television adaptation of a Nora Roberts’ book, which would actually put his name in (northern) lights. That’s only because it was on this set that he met LeAnn Rimes, who was married to Dean Sheremet at the time.

The two started an affair and Brandi was made aware of it by the tabloids. Turns out Eddie was a serial cheater, having relations with Scheana Marie, who would go on later to star in Vanderpump Rules. Post-divorce, in 2011, Brandi appeared as a friend of Lisa Vanderpump on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where she would carry the show for years in spite of getting a fair paycheck only talk about the affair, go on to write a book about the affair, and talk crap about them on twitter. Regardless, Brandi’s story in Bravoland has always been tied to the cheating husband, LeAnn, and Scheana. Now, she’s starting to re-write the narrative.

Lala Kent Says She Looks At Photos Of Herself While She Masturbates

After what seems like an eternity, we are almost to season 9 of Vanderpump Rules. I, for one, and semi-excited to see what this rearranged crew has in store. Viewers will no longer have to cope with the likes of Jax TaylorStassi Schroeder, and Kirsten Doute. While Jax would love everyone to think he is on to bigger and better things, he and Brittany Cartwright were recently seen on social media mingling with the likes of Angela Deem from TLC’s 90 Day Fiance. Just….why?

Fans of VPR already know to expect to see an engagement storyline from remaining cast members James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss. We also anticipate seeing some motherhood journeys served up by Scheana Marie and Lala Kent. Speaking of Lala, it will be a wonder how she worms her way back into the group without the main Witches of Weho at her side. Since the filming break, she’s been doing a lot of apologizing for past actions, as well as a lot of self-promoting press.

Brandi Glanville Wants To Get Paid From Vanderpump Rules If Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Cast Gets A Piece Of Vanderpump Dogs

It’s time to play another round of, I Hate Lisa Vanderpump But Her Jedi Mind Powers Force Me To Talk About Her Constantly. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wasn’t the end of the road for LVP. She has her remaining restaurants, dog rescue organization, and three television shows currently on network schedules. Former co-star Lisa Rinna has issue with LVP’s latest show, Vanderpump Dogs.

Rinna feels entitled to a piece of the dog pie since the creation of LVP’s newest spinoff floated during filming of RHOBH Season 9. Well guess what. Now Brandi Glanville wants a piece of pie too, but she wants Vanderpump Rules pie. She feels if other cast are paid for Vanderpump Dogs, she should be compensated for allowing the first episode of Pump Rules to kick off on a storyline courtesy of her piece of shit ex-husband. Unfortunately for Brandi, that piece of Pump Rules pie might be sitting right beside the RHOBH diamond.