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I’ll tell you a secret: you will not find your answers in life by going to the Disney World of Yolanda Hadid’s Lyme Brain, aka Solvang (a pretend version of a Dutch village) and drinking until you fall on your ass in an unflattering romper repurposed from vintage prison uniforms. Just ask the ladies of Vanderpump Rules who tried just that!

Likewise you will not improve your life or your relationship by having a guy’s night at a hotel where you pretend you’re just picking up chicks for a single friend. That will instead make you realize you’re married to someone like Katie Maloney, who is wearing your balls as a ring on a string.

Kristen Doute

On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the ladies are still in Solvang – the Epcot Center of wine countries – and Crazy Kristen Doute is rearing her ugly head. We like to call her ‘The Kritter’ since it’s so much more ominous but you know either nickname will suffice.

While Kristen threatens to destroy the trip, just like she ruined the most EPIC PRIVATE JET ride in history, Scheana Marie has a tantrum over her collapsed friendship with Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney. One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure, I suppose…

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The feud between Vanderpump Rules stars Billie Lee and Lala Kent continues. A couple of episodes ago  Billie and Lala were together, they were at Scheana Marie’s housewarming party. Billie approached Lala to clear the air about her tweet insinuating she wasn’t invited to SUR’s Girls Night In because she was trans. And that lead to a huge blowup.

Lala was offended that Billie implied they were transphobic and she wouldn’t hear anymore. She yelled at Billie, “You’re dismissed!” To which Billie clapped back, “You’re not f*king better than everyone because you have a rich boyfriend, Lala!” The shade was intense. And according to Billie, the animosity still going strong.

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Ahh, it seems like it was just yesterday that Vanderpump Rules made its debut. When the show first began back in 2013, most of the cast were in their mid 20’s drinking and partying their lives away. Now, most of them are in their 30’s and some are almost at 40. The last few episodes included talk of settling down and having kids. Where did the time go?

Now that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have partnered up with Lisa Vanderpump in her new restaurant venture, TomTom, it has shown them how far they have come and has them looking at how these changes will affect their futures. With all of the changes going on, is it time for a fresh, new show? Las Vegas sounds like a great location for a spin-off show. Doesn’t it?

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Batten down the hatches because after a few weeks of in hiding Krazy Kristen Doute has returned in full splendor on Vanderpump Rules. Solvang? Or So Insane? Kristen wasn’t the only one Solvagning problems though – Jax Taylor and James Kennedy both went to therapy, but not together. Although they probably should.

It’s the day after the inaugural TomTom party and Lisa Vanderpump hasn’t had a hangover since 1985, aka before Tom 1 and Tom 2 were born… Oh, wait: everyone on this show is pushing 40, which makes them older than me. And they’ve definitely given LVP enough headaches to quantify as a hangover.

The Toms are overjoyed with their first event. They were ready to spread the doors wide to the public at large. Tom 2 wants a gold star on his chore chart.

Lisa reminds them that there’s no gas (or ice). James was spinning records in the utility closet sitting on 2 Costco mega-packs of Charmin Double Ply. 

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Tonight on Vanderpump Rules Lala Kent rewards the girls for no longer calling her a whore by taking them on a private jet to Solvang Wine Country.

Of course, since this is Vanderpump Rules, aka NeverNeverLand for drunken delusionoids, Kristen Doute acts up and embarrasses everyone. Of course hinging your life’s worth on a private jet is embarrassing enough so I can’t imagine how bad Kristen must be! 

Lala Kent Is Filming A Movie With Al Pacino & Kate Bosworth

Do you remember the first couple seasons of Vanderpump Rules? During simpler times, the show’s premise centered around wait staff and bartenders working at SUR while they auditioned for acting, modeling, and music jobs. The reality show became a hit and now they’re pretty much just professional reality TV stars. In other words, they get paid to hang out with the people they’ve been friends with for years. Oh, and they all endorse the same sunglasses, hair vitamins, and teeth whiteners on Instagram.

At this point, they’ve pretty much all abandoned their attempts at artistic endeavors. Well, James Kennedy is still working as a DJ at random bar events. And then there’s Scheana Marie and Lala Kent who took that acting class where they faked orgasms. Now, Lala is putting her acting chops to work again. This time, without Scheana.

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The 2019 Super Bowl was underwhelming. It could have been the low-scoring game. Or maybe people are just tired of the New England Patriots winning everything. And then there was the Super Bowl Half Time show with Adam Levine’s many layers of clothing. That was…. interesting, as in not really.

Nevertheless, there were a lot of fun parties in Atlanta during Super Bowl weekend with plenty of reality TV stars in attendance. There are also some reality stars who watched the Super Bowl at home.