At Camille Grammer’s birthday party, Teddi cornered anyone who would listen to her version of puppygate. When Lisa Vanderpump approached her, Teddi’s claws came out. She snidely apologized to Lisa for not carrying out her plan. She also ranted that she owned up to her part and Lisa will continue not owning up because that’s her M.O. And Teddi still has more to say about Lisa.
Now, Teddi is coming out guns blazing against the RHOBH OG. Is Teddi going to make it out alive? LVP is playing chess while these other Housewives play checkers. Plus, she has a very avid fanbase. This is going to be a major uphill battle.
Kyle repeatedly tried to get Lisa to talk about puppygate even when she didn’t want to. She also manipulated advised Teddi to think of what Lisa’s next move would be. It’s pretty clear that Kyle has picked a side and it’s not her best friend Lisa’s. And if Lisa won’t talk about puppygate, Kyle will.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyavemay be on her second season as a Housewife, but she’s making some rookie mistakes. Going up against Lisa Vanderpumpis a daunting task. No matter how manipulative LVP may be, that’s not enough to turn the majority against her. No one can take down Lisa. No matter how many people have tried. Have any of them actually succeeded? Nope.
She arguably has the most loyal fans out of all the Real Housewives. She also has some very loyal employees. Between the LVP loyalists and John Blizzard, Teddi is up against a lot. Or at least that’s the case on social media. Get ready for more “textesses,” as so many Bravolebrities like to say. Why can’t anyone on this network correctly pronounce the word “texts”? Anyway, I’ve digressed. Let’s get to the latest piece of evidence in the never-ending dog drama.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has, by now, told about 15 renditions of her involvement/non-involvement in DogGate. In each version, she becomes increasingly naive and played for a fool. Also each time one of her versions doesn’t coincide with the revision, the other women conveniently brush it aside and double-down on the narrative that Teddi is the victim. Or Dorit Kemsley is. Really?
For instance tonight Teddi told her therapist she never spoke directly to Lisa about Doggate (Why are we still talking about this?!), then told Dorit and the other women that she was on a three-way call with Lisa and John Sessa which proves LVP is directly involved. Isn’t the whole point of Teddi’s argument that LVP isn’t owning her part and wants to frame Teddi? Well, it sounds like Teddi is doing the same exact thing!
I mean, when you (Teddi) are basing your rejection of a friendship based on said friend’s (LVP) possible collaboration in exposing a really shitty, contract violating, grifting, lying animal mistreating, a-hole, you probably need to reexamine your priorities in life and your version of morality. Just my opinion! But there goes Teddi throwing accountability to the wolves of Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit. Girl… have fun with that til they turn back on you.
This season, Teddi 2.0 showed up. And she came in hot! All glammed up and gunning for her former friend, Lisa Vanderpump. After all, a storyline against Lisa equals more camera time. Hence #puppygate was born. And like a dog with a bone (sorry, I had to), Teddi is not letting go anytime soon.