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Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was just – sad, and it’s hard to know what to think. I was expecting a welcome break from the trauma (not to be confused with drama), but my hopes were dashed as the Taylor show came crashing into us harder than Malibu waves. Which reminds me, according to Bruce Jenner’s bespangled and fabulous ex-wife Linda Thompson, the ocean is going to be there long after all of us are gone, so I probably shouldn’t get too worked out about the problems of Housewives.
Anyway things started out on a truly lovely note with Wedding Planner to the Insane Kevin Lee organizing some tablescapes for Lisa and Pandora to choose from – well really Lisa, because after all it’s her wedding!
The ladies were excited, gracious and truly wowed, and after doing some finagling and maneuvering around they put their stamp of approval on the over-the-top fabudiculous arrangements (I made up a new word. Call me Teresa Giudice).
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Happy days continue with Kyle’s mother-in-law Estella unveiling her new face post-Dr. Paul. Estella looked great — really natural for plastic surgery. After putting the finishing Botox touches on things, Estella peer pressures Kyle into doing something with herself. Kyle informs us she is against plastic surgery and just wants people to work with what God gave them; unless her skin starts hanging down to the floor… right. Yeah, she’s been ‘toxed, I bet my last dollar.
Brandi and Adrienne meet to look at “lunch”. Seriously they like moved one little pizza sliver around a plate and then mentioned it was too garlic-y. I could not be friends with these girls. Brandi is giddy because she is going to throw a belly dancing, wine tasting party for the ladies and invite everyone! Adrienne is like: ‘great idea; Oh, about Camille and Taylor…’
This show is like the walking equivalent to a high school time warp. As if all of the ladies became middle aged but never ever physically left high school. Kyle would be the head cheerleader (she can do splits!), Adrienne would be the peer mediator, Lisa would be class president, Brandi would be like the class clown who lives on the wrong side of the tracks and is popular because she gets drunk and puts out, Kim would be the artsy weirdo, Taylor would be in the wannabe circle and always trying to nose her way in, and Camille — well I’m not really sure where she belongs – I think she’d be the pretty quiet girl that dates some B-team hottie jock who secretly plays Magic: The Gathering. Camille is the only one who doesn’t seem stuck in her Jersey whory glory days as Prom Queen of 1984.
Back to the show, Brandi’s having a party and Adrienne doesn’t know if Camille and Taylor are a good mix. Like when you put on two different perfumes and it starts to stink. Brandi’s doing it anyways and she’s even inviting Kim because she just wants everyone to be fun — she is like a really fun person, you know.
Kyle is hosting a Cinco de Mayo / Estella’s New Face party. She’s freaking out on Mauricio for looking a fraction of a percent less hot than he usually does because he wore black shoes. Kyle has to do everything, just everything, even lay out her husband’s clothes! Life is so hard and unfair! Faye Resnick and her morally corrupt self arrive to exalt the glories of plastic surgery and, frankly, I don’t think she is a very convincing argument of that! Kyle spends the entire party nit-picking about her MIL’s facelift and asking if she can turn her head. Brandi has a point about Kyle – she loooves being the center of attention!
Lisa is working hard on the re-opening of SUR. And every detail counts, even the location of the bathroom door. Her poor contractor. I like her ideas and I think the place will be really swanky when it’s all said and done but — wow — I could never work with her!
Apparently, Brandi did invite Kim to her party even though Kyle didn’t think it was such a good idea. Kim’s not going, of course, because imaginary people don’t have parties and we all know that Brandi doesn’t exist. Instead, Kim folds some laundry and then sits in the laundry room to eat some Cheetos from her good china while gazing out the window. In Kim-land perhaps she was just imagining how these poor little Cheetos were once little cornstalks waving in the breeze and now they’re just sad little fake cheese coated things hanging out on one of Big Kathy’s china saucers… ahhh the circle of life. I hope Kim straightens things out and has a happy life.
It’s the night of Brandi’s bra-less wedge party! Camille is attending with her bra and her besties D.D. and Jennifer, and although she is excited she’s sort of over the whole Taylor-drama. Camille hates drama. Uh-huh. Talk in the Camille Limo is all about the dysfunction of Taylor blaming Camille for her issues and Camille just wanting to put it behind her, D.D. reminds Camille that her friends are there for her no matter what. Ugh – things are starting to go south, or east and west like Brandi’s nips!
Meanwhile at Taylor’s her meltdown begins in the mirror while she is getting ready – Taylor is still insanely upset with Camille, feels betrayed as well as has anxiety about seeing her. Luckily Kyle has her back! Taylor breaks out the bottle of wine in the limo and the ladies discuss the wilds of living in the BH. Oh, please. Taylor is “grossed out” by Camille’s actions (accompanying that with a Thriller dance pose). Kyle’s expressions are like ‘what the eff is going on here?’ Taylor has no intention of making amends. Yikes – that limo was awkward, Kyle looked like she wanted an escape door!
Brandi’s party seemed really fun. Everyone is excited until the dreaded evil step-sisters, Kyle and Taylor arrive – already tipsy. Camille gives Taylor a hug that I’m sure she imagined would say what words cannot, but Taylor is like ‘ew—cooties – get off.’ Poor Camille.
You know, nips out and all Brandi is kinda fun. Sure, she’s WT, but she at least seems to enjoy life. She just wanted to do something nice and light and fun for the ladies, I guess no one told her it’s not possible amongst this group! Kyle almost immediately starts with the mean girl antics making fun of Brandi for her bralessness. Apparently Brandi was also in the wrong for complimenting her “hot” husband – hiiiiisssssssssss. Camille points out that Brandi is just observing the trends and nipples are the new butt cracks – they’re in this season!
During belly dancing Kyle makes it all about her by totally ignoring the instructor and mocking the dance. Then, she starts with the splits. Brandi handled it with class but was like: ‘bish please I need a bra and you need self-esteem.’ Yeah dealing with Kyle and Taylor is so draining. Kyle then pulls out a laser pointer (from where?) and starts pointing it at Brandi’s high beams. Seriously Kyle, ugh! Brandi laughed but was rightfully appalled — for as trashy as she seems she’s a helluva a lot classier than ol’ BH girl Kyle. What is her deal with hating on Brandi!?
And since Taylor can’t stand for the attention to be on Kyle she decides it’s time to start having a meltdown. Talking to Adrienne, she makes passive aggressive comments about Camille where Camille can hear. While Camille chooses to ignore it and see it for what it is, D.D. has had enough. Probably because Taylor and Kyle are ruining everyone’s evening. At this point I’m confused about what show I’m watching: Intervention or RHOBH?
While everyone else is freaking out in Malibu, Lisa and Ken are enjoying a glass of wine. She skipped the soiree, believing Brandi was hosting a BJ party and since Lisa is an expert in the BJ department, thank you very much, she doesn’t need to learn any new tricks! That was a cute scene.
D.D. starts out trying to reason with Taylor, who’s still incredibly emotional about the situation. Taylor feels Camille put her daughter at risk by exposing Russell‘s abuse — although isn’t putting your situation on TV more dangerous? Taylor wants an apology and seems to think Camille wants to fight with her, baffling Camille. Why D.D.was so involved — I don’t know. They have a strange relationship, no?
When Camille comes over to sort things out and break up a potentially volatile situation, Taylor points in Camille’s face and demands “You, outside!” which sets D.D. off. And that’s when things fall apart. D.D. attempts to reason with Taylor escalates the situation until all the ladies jump in and start yelling, screaming, pointing and pushing into each other like Black Friday at Wal-Mart! You would have thought someone yelled: “FREE CHANEL!” the way they were acting.
Everyone just wants Taylor to talk to Camille, but with all the screaming who could interpret what the hell was going on. After they cluster Taylor away from the dangerous 3 foot balcony, Linda Thompson tries to be the voice of reason – which was absolutely the best thing about this scene. Taylor descends into a full-fledged toddler temper tantrum; consisting of shrieking and yelling and whining while everyone jumps up. Adrienne puts her hand over, well near, Taylor’s mouth, as it sort of hovered over “The Lips” while Taylor screams: “Its not fair!“
Brandi has finally had enough and marches over, nipples blazing, and tells Taylor to leave. It was awesome! Taylor and Kyle are flabbergasted and furious. How dare this upstart throw them out?!
Kyle and Brandi get into a slap, point, ‘she touched me first!’ fight while everyone continues to run around and freak out. Linda Thompson sagely points out that all the ladies are embarrassing themselves and reminds them they are an evolved species. Oh Linda, no, no they’re not. They are not part of your “evolved” species.
Kyle and Taylor locate their belongings and then, the door. I notice Taylor had an odd smirk on her face as everyone was clustering around her and ushering her out. Personally I think she thrives on drama and loves being at the center of it all. Very interesting. D.D. is still upset about Camille getting the blame for Taylor’s allegations being made public and is likely afraid Taylor will accuse Camille of making it all up.
Taylor has ruined yet another party as all Brandi’s guests flee. Maybe she should go on a social hiatus for a while. In the limo Taylor starts freaking out again, screaming that she needs a cigarette. Bravo should not have been filming this. This woman is not OK and it is shameful that she would allow this to be on television. I actually felt for Kyle in this scene, as she had no idea what to do or how to help Taylor in that moment. Does anyone else notice that when Taylor cries there are never any tears? Interesting…
Brandi is so disappointed by the way things turned out. Poor Brandi just wants to fit in. Why on Earth would she want to fit in with those crazy biatches?!
Next week: Bachelorette Party wars continue with Palms vs. Planet Hollywood. Kim worries about losing her children as Kyle comforts her, and Taylor reaches out to Lisa.
Watch What Happens Live: The guest is none other than Taylor, surprisingly. Andy asks Taylor several questions about her state of mind during filming and what is going on in her life now. Taylor reveals that on the evening of Brandi’s bellydancing party she was, indeed, crazy (and drunk) because her biggest fears were “unraveling” in light of what Camille exposed about her life on camera.
Taylor described that she was “truly terrified” and although she had confided in the ladies about her marriage she had done so off camera with no intention of it ever reaching the viewers’ ears and her reaction to Camille was out of fear of the truth coming out.
Taylor explains that she completely understands the ladies confusion over what to believe, but at the time she really felt betrayed by Camille. She also understands D.D. protecting her best friend.
Andy displays a copy of Taylor’s new book, out in February, called Hiding From Reality. Interesting time frame – was she writing this before Russell Armstrong took his life? It will cover her past and how she came to find herself in an abusive relationship. Taylor wants people to see who she really is.
Andy asks about Taylor’s life in the wake of Russell’s suicide. Taylor tells us that Kennedy was at the house with her when she found Russell and could tell something was wrong, asking: “Did Daddy do something dumb?” Heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking.
Taylor says she and Kennedy talk about what happened a lot and both go through good days and bad days. Taylor is still close friends with Kyle and they have sleep-overs all the time, but she has never lived with Kyle. She apparently still lives in the house she lived in during filming. She has a good relationship with Lisa, who has been amazing and come to her aid through all of this. Taylor describes the RHOBH as “life a family” after what they have been through together.
After the commercial break Taylor suddenly switches from emotional to joking and laughing about Botox and her lips. Very interesting. She confirms she is not dating Most Eligible Dallas’ Matt Nordgren, they are just merging their foundations together. She also reveals that she’s not really a fan of Brandi being a member of the Housewives crew. That’s pretty much it, the game was lame, there was no drinking word, and Andy is as shocked as I am that Bruce divorced Linda Thompson and married Kris Jenner. Eeeeewwwww… Maybe Linda can join the cast next season.
The poll question is: Did Deidre go to far: Yes or No? The viewers answer No, by a slim margin, which Taylor says she was expecting causing Andy to do a double take.
THOUGHTS ON LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE? WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON? DID D.D. GO TOO FAR? DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN TAYLOR’S MEMOIR?
wow wings will fly away from here, karma is a bitch!
The problem with Brandi’s outfit wasn’t just the no bra thing. That didn’t freak me out either. It was that it was completely see through. I think it was meant to be a swimsuit cover up at the beach, not an evening wine tasting party ensemble.
Yes Bryan you are quite a hottie! Wings, not so much!
Camille is filthy rich. DD has no visible means of income. She’s a professional “friend” to Camille. She poured on the I LOVE YOU to Camille at the party and planned on confronting Taylor to secure her job as Camille’s “friend.” Film is forever, so DD can constantly remind Camille that she is her true “friend” and came to her defense. DD looked like she was auditioning for a paid role on the show just in case she gets fired from her “friend” to Camille gig. DD is a transparent bottom feeder.
Pandore – I am with you, Elvis will always be The King!!!
Oops I mean Pandora
Hell yes DeDe went too far. Camille should have been embarrassed! I dont blame Taylor’s crazy ass for holding a grudge against fake Camille for blabbing her mouth when it wasn’t her place. If I confide in you about my man, you don’t repeat that shit in front of the world. I dont give a damn how nutty or confusing Taylor is. Camille needs a lesson in friendship 101.
@PM2901, actually Dedra is a very successful make up artist and has been for many years. Her resume is substansial. A google search of her name gives a lot more.
http://www.dedrawhitt.com/bio.php
you can see her resume on her site and also pics of Kelsey & Camille under ‘beauty’
@407 Taylor has been asking to be outed. She is confiding in everyone, sure, but for what purpose? Honest advice? Doubt it. Why would she then turn around and manulate situations to create unnecessary drama with the same people. Try to drag Camille into her argument with Lisa? Try to loop Adrienne into being Kennedys godmother? Calls Lisa an attention grabber for offering Taylor a place to stay if she gets abused? My understanding, Taylor has one friend, and a lousy one at that, Pam. Camille finally did the right thing, and put this lying grifter in her place after Taylor was ready to betray everyone elses confidential statements to her about Lisa.
@409 Lover – I completely agree, she wanted to be outed, so bad.
tmz has photos of Taylor and a friend after wwhl, she was drinking AGAIN
If Taylor is so upset with Camille, than why go to a party she will be at. She never took the opportunity to talk with her when Camille was texting her. On that note…..why isnt she mad at kyle for having lunch with her.
@ 385 Ragin: LMAO!!! “Hanging in his secret gay sex room” – priceless.
@405 Nicks: Well..well..that’s 2 things we agree on. Elvis and American Horror Story. I think we’re bonding.
Taylor went to the party because the cameras were there, Bravo staged it, it’s filming time. You can’t film texting and get the emotions Bravo wants to highlight. This is all fake I don’t know why everyone can’t see that. It’s fiction.
@ Pandora ~ it is a sin in my family not to adore Elvis, this man will always have a little piece of my heart. Not to mention what a fantistic voice he has.
So, kudos for having Linda Thompson on the show. She dated Elvis, for heaven’s sake-she knows drama and how to deal. These ladies could learn something. These ladies are definitely still operating with high school mentalities. Kyle is the ultimate mean girl, but she was an actress for years so she was able to mask it. I used to like her. Aargh! I have to say I like Camille more and more all the time. If you have never had a loyal friend, you wouldn’t get the D.D. thing, but I do. Kyle, that’s what “I have your back” looks like. If Taylor talked to my best friend in that condescending tone, I would show out too. Brandi, Brandi, Brandi… I hate what has happened to her personally, but I had more sympathy for her before I ever heard her speak. Be a lady, Brandi. She said her parents were hippies but when did there are lots of healthy, well-adjusted folks who were raised by hippies. For the love! She is just foul-mouthed and rogue. Taylor? What to say? She has suffered this year and should retreat into the quiet calm of somewhere far away from Beverly Hills. If she can’t let go of the limelight for herself, then I hope she does it for her daughter. And if I hear another passive-aggressive comment from Kyle where she laughs that hideously nauseating deep laugh afterwards that no one uses for their own jokes, I will never watch again.
I dig Brandi’s dress. It looked comfortable. Since when aren’t women allowed to go bra-less at their own girlie soiree? Vyle is decades older than Brandi. No wonder she doesn’t get it.
‘although isn’t putting your situation on TV more dangerous? ‘
Yo, moron, THAT was Taylor’s point. She never talked about physical abuse on camera-Camille did that. There’s a big differerence between talking about trouble in your marriage-which Taylor did talk about on camera and talking about real abuse-which she did not.
I saw promotional clips of interviews long before this season started with Taylor saying her marriage troubles would be a main theme of the season. Taylor’s lying victim act is OLD.
@418 kit – The filming was done months before it would be broadcast, giving Taylor plenty of time to work damage control to keep it from airing. Look what Taylor thought was the best way to handle the situation…to triple explode on camera every single chance she got!! No one was helping her draw attention to her fight with Camille, so she went outside to sit and sulk until the others “forced” her to go crazy over Camille being there. If she was really so bothered, why didn’t she just tell Kyle they really needed to leave the party. This is all so contrived.
Kyle hates Brandi because Brandi is 100 times more beautiful than her (younger, taller, thinner, amazing body – this list goes on and on). Kyle is so consumed with her jealousy that she cannot even contain it when cameras are on. Kyle is really showing her true colors this season. I could not stand to be friends with her. The constant center-of-attention thing would be so draining.
Kim hates Brandi because Brandi totally nailed her drug addict behavior on national TV. Since Kim is now in rehab, shouldn’t she acknowledge that Brandi hit the nail on the head?
Love, love, love Brandi! Finally, someone who can have fun, laugh at herself, and is naturally gorgeous. Her ex is an idiot for leaving her and their two children for that skank, homewrecker Leanne Rimmes.
BTW – Brandi should have saved that white see-thru dress for a function when all the husbands where there. The looks on the husbands (and respective housewives) faces would have been priceless. Just imagine Kyle’s face when Mauricio caught a glimpse of that. Or Ken’s and Lisa’s face. Or Paul’s and Adrienne’s face.
@pm2901, add paid escort, gigolo, baseless, parasite. DD is smart, her financial future will forever be secured. She proved to Camille that she has no boundaries when it comes to kissing her ass for $.
@422Candy Cane, talk about priceless…I would have loved and paid to see their expressions.
Loving this thread….i forgot how fun this site is. Taylor is out of control!
@422 Candy Cane, well if they have that white party BBQ thing at Kyle’s new place like they had at her old place she could haul that out again.
@426 Bryan, if Brandi were to wear that dress to the white party and also jump into the pool with Mauricio, I will keel over………
@427 Kirby, I think Mauricio know’s better, Kyle may be small, she could probably take him and I doubt he wants to deal with her wrath and Blandi, well I dont think being wet will look good on her, those extensions may not be made for chlorine water. and Kyle who I think also may be armed will just shoot her and toss her into the ravine behind the house.
Hello everyone!
Anyone still posting on this thread?
The new threads are boring!
@400 iluvthispage!!!- Jennifer CLAIMS she was a former high fashion model, but I have followed fashion and models since I was a teen, and I have never heard of her, unless she was a BBW model. If you ever saw her on Sober House, she was not exactly stable herself, as she was ALWAYS in tears over several sober guest conflicts. She literally had no control over them, which is NOT how you run a sober house facility.
radaronline has a story about Taylor today, says she didn’t feel safe until Russell was dead. OMG! What a mother fucking BITCH!!
@430Ditto- Bitch is milking the suicide of her estranged husband for all she can. It is like she has diarrhea of the mouth and it just won’t stop.
I am sure Russell never felt a moments peace while he was alive and living with this psycho, fame ho bitch.
Normally I try not to curse but Taylor can not be described as anything but a bitch, in my book.
Kyle’s blog is up on Bravo in which we are encouraged not to judge Taylor as we have never met her…….don’t be on TV then!
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-2/blogs/kyle-richards/blame-it-on-the-moon
God, this “see you next Tuesday” does not
know when to stop! IMO, her statement about not feeling safe; speaks volumes. Of course she feels safe now!
This man just died in August. She had to have been working on this”memoir” before they divorced,right?
I don’t know;but to me, wouldn’t it take longer than 4months to get this book to market?
I no longer watch this series. I can’t support Taylor or Bravo in their efforts to shatter any
sense of well-being or affection Russell’s children had for him.
I listened yesterday to the 911 tape of Russell’s friend calling for help after finding him hanged. You can clearly hear Trailor-Taylor screetching in the foreground ‘I need my psychiatrist!!!!!!’ .
That seemed to have been her only reaction to what happened and her only concern – herself. She had Kennedy with her there, but if you listen, she was apparently not paying ANY ATTENTION to the child, whom the friend clearly saw was in a huge distress. The friend kept asking Taylor to take Kennedy away, to not let her go into the house, to protect her little soul. What did Taylor do? NOTHING!!! Selfish PIG!
She did not give a shiz about Kennedy – all that mattered was herself.
And what pissed me off really badly about the WWHL was when she said Kennedy asked her, in reaction to them finding Russell, ‘Did daddy do something stupid?.
You can clearly hear on the tape that Taylor wasn’t anywhere near Kennedy the whole time the call lasted, that she was only thinking focused on herself. The poor kid had to be looked after and protected from finding out what happened by Russell’s friends. And this biatch now claims that Kennedy asked such a patently untrue question? Even if Kennedy did, Taylor would have had no way to know about it since she just left the child and did not pay any attention to her and her distress.
This monster is sooooo vile, so disgustingly selfish, so pathologically deluded and immersed in her universe of lies and crazy fantasies!
And now she not only is dumping on Russell’s memory every chance she gets, she is also trying to skew public opinion by roping her daughter into her own schemes? Lying, conniving, mentally deranged trash!
P.S. yeah, you can probably tell from the tone of my comment that I am certain Russell did not abuse her, that she made it all up for publicity and that’s why she freaked out when Cam brought it up – because Russ had no idea what she’s been making up and telling everybody around town. I also believe that she was the ABUSER in that relationship, based on her agression, her violent mood swings and personality shifts, and her willingness to skip any steps in between and go straight into a furious rage, crowned with those sick, demented smirks she makes after every outburst, as if she were f-ing proud of herself for causing the drama and trauma.
Please let’s talk linda Thompson for a minute.. First of all, when she was young, she was gorgeous.. no plastic surgery as now. Fabulous eyes.. She is the mother of the very handsome, Brody Jenner .. But here is the main thing, linda was Elvis’ girlfriend and that is how I knew her.. Jenner? Try ELVIS!
Thanks London Lady, forgot to read them. Pam’s is boring and useless as usual. Though would have been fun to watch her defend Taylor. Brandi was smart not to invite her, Pam was a terrible host and did nothing to put her guest, Brandi, at ease.
Brandi’s blog is excellent concerning this episode. Smart and observant woman. Fun quotes:
“FYI: Kyle I had a super-hot husband for a long time too, and I was still able to take a compliment about his looks and adoration for me when one was given.”
“I did not invite Dana because I just wanted to get to know the other women without all her nonsense and name dropping.”
“So I think we were all having a good time, and my friend Linda was trying to teach us to belly dance, but then Kyle has to take over and do the splits and crawl on the ground and generally disrespect what Linda was there to do.”
Lot of other choice comments. Hope the other ladies are reading each others blogs.
@ Lover: LOVED Brandi’s blog. She nailed everyone of them and called Lisa the only lady of the group! I guess she’s miffed with Adrienne? That’s just one more thing I like about her. haha.
Taylor is such a drama queen!
@438 Cluck Cluck Cluck, Blandi’s blog was good, it also shows more and more this is not the group for her, Bravo should have tossed her down in OC.
Omg, “like Black Friday at Wal-Mart!” was the best line ever. Lol!
How ’bout this – At Kyle’s White Party Brandi jumps in the pool with the white jumpsuit with Dr. Paul and Mauricio. Let’s see if Kyle breaks out the laser pointer after Brandi comes out. I’d love to see Kyle in public and shoot a laser pointer at her square botoxed face and grey roots.
I hate it when Andy Cohen has two guest that are not on any of the Bravo shows except Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos. They are too funny especially when Kelly and Mark act out scenes from the shows!!
the reason kyle hates brandi is because Brani is tall & built beautiful—-Kyle is short & dumpy–have you ever watched her walk from the back—its like a dumpty older woman
#434 polk8dot, I agree with everything you wrote. I continue to worry a lot about Kennedy, especially now that she’s lost her father. Her mother is a bona fide nut case – self-absorbed, off-balance, focused only on herself. I hope they take her off the show – I think the cameras and media attention are only feeding her neuroses. Her little daughter is the real victim.
SYL- Get real! Linda Thompson was NEVER “gorgeous”. She was border line homely. She wore LOTS of pretty makeup, but had a horse face and was a gold digger who went through Elvis’s money like it was water. She’s made a living by using several men, poor Elvis being the first. Then she took Bruce Jenner to the cleaners (His words) and music producer David Foster, who she cleaned out. She’s nothing but a greedy ass gold digger horse face. The bitch even sold a tooth of Elvis’s on Ebay! She’s a moron!