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So, a special thanks to Kim Zolciak Biermann, Kroy and crew for a much needed break from Miley Cyrus and the VMAs last night. I know, I know, I didn’t have to watch, but I couldn’t stop…until it was time for Don’t Be Tardy. Gracious pop culture can make me feel so incredibly old! Of course, I feel like I’m watching the reality show a 40-year-old Miley will have with her family as Kim answers their phone to hear four-year-old son cage yelling to open the “f@$%ing gate” so he and the nanny can get into the driveway. Kim scolds her oldest daughters for giving KJ a potty mouth as she jokes that she never swears in front of her young ones. Eye roll.

The family is getting ready for their annual vacation to Destin, Florida, but Kim is hoping for more glamorous locales once the twins get older….like Mexico. Chef Tracey (who loves to say things for shock value to make sure she gets more screen time) warns Kim of the rampant child organ black market in Mexico. Tracey swears she’s not making it up, but Kim quickly changes the subject to something more important…her wigs. How will they best transport her precious wigs to Florida? Shoe boxes is not the way to go…they need seat belts. Kroy suggests a U-Haul for the wigs, but Kim deems that “trashy.” 

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Y’all, I’m torn. On one hand, I enjoy watching a show on Bravo that doesn’t revolve around incessant bickering and pettiness, but on the other hand…that chef, the language, Kim Zolciak Biermann’s new face that she’s denying! What’s up with all of that? Don’t Be Tardy is certainly mindless entertainment, but I feel like it’s also killing my brain cells…but what reality show isn’t these days? :)

Last night’s installment begins with Kroy and the obnoxious chef playing pool as Gloria the assistant brings downstairs the overly excited tiny pups with their red rockets glaring in Kim’s face. As Kim complains about the puppies x-rated doggie parts, one creature pees on Brielle’s bum and everyone gets into an overly ridiculous conversation about how many sacs hold the testicles in both canines and men. Kim has felt the balls and sacs with her pooches and her husband. That’s a tad too much information for this blogger!

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Geez Louise! Just the preview for the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy gave me the spins–I’d almost forgotten how quickly that theme song infiltrates your brain and refuses to leave! Good thing I still have some of Kim Zoliciak Biermann’s mango sparkling moscato to get me through the premiere. Kidding…if a bottle of wine goes a week (much less a year) in my house without being opened, there’s a reason. 

The episode begins with Kim and Kroy wrangling their youngest children as KJ helps their full time chef Tracey. Should I be bothered that Tracey just said “ass” in front of a four-year-old? Brielle enters dressed in her mother’s hand-me-downs from the first season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and in tow is her boyfriend Slade. Yep, there are at least two of them in Bravoland now! He changed his college plans just so he could stay in Atlanta and be close to his love. The family is celebrating Ariana’s constant string of straight As as Brielle brags about being on the top ten list of most absences. With Kroy as a free agent, everyone is frazzled about the possibility of moving, and the older girls are hellbent on staying in Atlanta.

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Bravo’s Housewives franchise has often caused unlikely (and hilarious) crossover friendships. You see the New Yorkers hobnobbing with the Beverly Hills ladies. New Jersey and Orange County are practically the same show on different coasts with brunettes swapped for blondes. Miami ladies have always repeatedly bucked this system and gravitated towards the Shahs and a chosen few filthy rich realtors. However, now Lisa Hochstein (and husband Lenny) have found a new friend in everyone’s favorite wayward Atlanta housewife (no, don’t ask which one!). It’s actually a perfect pairing…like the Boobsie Twins!

The former RHOA star and Don’t Be Tardy matriarch took to Instagram to sing the praises of her new friend Lisa and Lisa’s plastic surgeon husband that gave her back her breasts. Kim Zolciak-Biermann posted the above picture on social media so fans could see Dr. Lenny’s work first hand. Oh, and if she forgot to mention…she breastfed six children. Never accuse Kim of oversharing! 

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Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are vacationing in their favorite spot: Destin, Florida.  They’re filming for the new season of Don’t Be Tardy and brought along their six kids and a few friends for the family trip

In our photo of the day, Kim showed off her itty bitty bikini body in the snap above with oldest daughter Brielle, sharing “Me and my mini @briellebiermann #SheIs5’3Im5’8.”

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Don’t Be Tardy opens with Kroy Biermann giving precious Kaia a bath in the kitchen yet again this week.  Can I just say that these scenes bathing the two cutie pies are just the best?! I can’t handle the cuteness.  He’s teaming up with Kim Zolciak and doing the old fashion way of being parents – by just being parents.  She’s making bottles and he’s bathing babies.  Teamwork at its finest and I love it (And Kroy baby-talking to Kai??? Adorable!).  Ok, enough with the collective “Ohhhhs” in the back round….moving on!

Sweetie is talking to Kim about how she would love to have 6 babies but her “hooha” hasn’t been with as many dudes and she wants to make sure her “hooha” can handle that. Kim then reassures Sweetie that she can just get her vag rejuvenated (through what else – surgery!) you know, in case your p***y hangs like sliced prosciutto.  Stop.  I have to stop. I can handle lots of language and Kim can drop the f-bombs all night long – but for some reason I squirm in my seat whenever I hear p***y from anyone’s mouth.  And it’s said a few more times in this episode.  Just please keep it to “hooha” or ZIP IT. 

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Kim Zolciak is back!  The Don't Be Tardy season 3 premiere date is finally set – Thursday, July 17th – and here is our first peek at what to expect!

Kim and her Biermann crew are back in front of the cameras – including two adorable new additions – twins Kane and KaiaKim, Kroy, Brielle, Ariana, KJ, Kash and the twins are moving into their new mansion, camping, vacationing and shopping in the all new season and it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!  I'll take this Kim over the old Real Housewives of Atlanta  Kim any day!

Take a look at the teaser trailer below.  They had me already with their six cutie-pie kiddos, but I am not about to miss Kim "roughing it" at a campground – wigs in tow!  And not to mention seeing the inside of her new house!  Count me in. 

And can I get an AMEN that Bravo is airing a show at the end of the week?  It feels like so many of their shows are crammed in on Sundays and Mondays – it's great to see them spread things out for once!

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For the last three years, Kim Zolciak has been pregnant on her birthday. So this year, her husband, Atlanta Falcon player Kroy Biermann, took her on a little getaway to celebrate, leaving all six kids at home. We are still guessing as to where the lovebirds went on their little getaway, but Kim shared lots of pics on Instagram along the way.

“So excited! High in the sky with this guy@kroybiermann … a short little getaway to celebrate my birthday tomorrow! 1st birthday in 3 years that I'm NOT pregnant!! #myhubbyisthebest,” Kim tweeted along with the photo above of the twosome on a plane.

So what else did her mystery destination birthday have in store?

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