Something leaked into the Bravo water and that is some toxic mess. The past two weeks have given us more drama during hiatus than actual production. Porsha Williams and Falynn Guobadia are about to go full The Boy Is Mine on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim Zolciak is permanently tardy for the party and now the party is OVAH. Real Housewives of Dallas star Tiffany Moon has been subjected to racism on social media during AAPI month. What else could possibly happen?
Grab a Kleenex and a soothing tea, perhaps. After a season of nonsense and complete delusion where we learned, SUMMER, FUN, HANNAH BERNER, NOT FUN – the time has come. Let’s all join hands and bow our heads
in thanks, Hannah will not be returning to Summer House.
Kim Zolciak-Biermann has accomplished a feat not many of us can do. She single-handedly altered the perception of time as we know it and turned 15 minutes of fame into multiple seasons of a spin-off. It really was quite remarkable given she was introduced to a viewing audience as a single mom having an affair with a married man, testing the boundaries of the music industry.
Real Housewives of Atlanta was Kim’s launch pad. Cameras followed Kim during her RHOA tenure until she met the man of her
wallet dreams, Kroy Biermann. Kim and Kroy were the Romeo and Juliet of Atlanta, minus the hemlock and vocabulary. Their relationship gave hope to those searching for true love and an NFL contract. Kim produced four more children and a spinoff called, Don’t Be Tardy. Premiering in 2012, the show highlighted Kim and her now very large family and their various antics, it was also a long-running advert for red Solo cups. Now after 8 years, rumor has it DBT has a DNR. But Kim is doing her best to once again manipulate the concept of time and keep that 15 minutes going.
In case you were wondering the last time I thought about Kim Zolciak-Biermann or anyone in her family, I can assure you it was a very long time ago. It’s true. I think about them never because they bring nothing to the table. Well, aside from the audacity.
Despite their show, Don’t Be Tardy, continuing to air on Bravo, they have all but fallen off the face of the earth. And with good reason. Kim doesn’t exactly do anything outside of post thirst traps to her Instagram. Oh and push her knock-off lip kits for KAB Cosmetics. And not pay her bills. Did they even wrap last season of Don’t Be Tardy? Did it get a proper finale? Not that it deserved it, just wondering. One day I saw a commercial for them driving around in an RV and the next, well, nothing. So how exactly is her show still on air?
Oh, Florida! It must be great to live in a warm climate. Palm trees, the Atlantic Ocean, thumping social scene. Not much slows down a city like Miami, including a pandemic. Real Housewives of Miami used to be a thing and word on the street is, it might be a thing again. Recently, veteran ladies, Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria have popped up in the news because a highly contagious virus will absolutely not deter having birthday parties with other Housewives who visit from out of state.
Being immune to all pestilence is a gift not many of us have, because we aren’t the damn Avengers, but if you take a gander at certain Bravolebrities you would assume they are exempt from diseases. Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps has come under fire for traveling to Miami to party without a mask, but according to her, “precautions were taken“. Now RHOM is back in the media but not for a premier date. Another star has fallen victim to being inconvenienced by Covid.
I would imagine Kim Zolciak-Biermann is tardy for all the parties because she has hundreds of kids. Seriously, how do you do anything when you have four kids under 10? Never mind, what am I thinking? Kim has a chef, a nanny, and stylists who help her stay hot for husband, Kroy Biermann.
We all know the Don’t Be Tardy star made her name on Real Housewives of Atlanta by unabashedly loving glam. Her glam has consisted of Dior, wigs, cigarettes fresh out of the freezer, and lips that rival the ridiculousness of Lisa Rinna. Her oldest daughters Brielle Biermann and Ariana Biermann have been following in their mom’s footsteps for a while too. So, is it any surprise they spend an exorbitant amount of money on glam?
It used to seem like Kim Zolciak-Biermann would only return to Real Housewives of Atlanta if every other female in Georgia suddenly turned to stone and Bravo couldn’t get a statue to sign a waiver. But Kim is a “never say never” kind of gal. She likes to ask, believe, and receive
Botox her dreams into fruition. Kim and her family have been documenting their lives on Don’t Be Tardy since her departure from RHOA. She and Kroy Biermann currently have about 19 kids, some bills to pay, and a rented bus.
Since Kim’s program has returned for another season, naturally she’s doing press. It goes without saying Kim will be questioned about the upheaval RHOA has faced in the midst of NeNe Leakes’
pink slip exit. While it appears the current cast is having a fine old time without NeNe or Kim, she certainly wouldn’t rule out extra money returning for some good times. Now Kim shares what it would take to see her back in the Hotlanta seat.
DAMN, GINA! NeNe Leakes has
gone nuts come out swinging, but metaphorically this time. The former Real Housewives of Atlanta star is on Twitter again and to say it’s a lot is an understatement. We get it, she’s emotional, but now NeNe is saying things that could really bite her in the ass. On the bright side, she’s already out of a job, so there’s not much left to lose. Dignity went out the door about five years ago.
Viewers have seen NeNe upset before. She kind of remains in a bothered state, so this is nothing new. This latest temper tantrum finds NeNe throwing jabs at (former?) friend, Wendy Williams and former boss, Andy Cohen. According to NeNe, Andy is racist and Wendy is under the influence of cocaine. Because clearly anything is easier than admitting you are wrong. Now, NeNe isn’t giving lessons on how to burn bridges. She’s giving lessons on completely incinerating them.
2020 has been crazy. So many things are changing rapidly and it’s hard to stay grounded. But if there is one thing that we can look to for certainty, it’s that someone in Kim Zolciak’s family will be getting fillers. Or surgery. Or using massive amounts of filtering on social media.
Even so, it’s hard to keep up with the low budget Kardashians, despite their constant Instagram presence. We have
been blessed not seen any recent Don’t Be Tardy content, and for that, I am thankful. Although as a side note – season 8 is coming soon. So we aren’t totally off the hook. But in anticipation of the new season, Brielle Biermann has popped up to talk about, what else? Her looks.