Oh Kim Richards, say it isn’t so! You finally got rid of the gay bull mastiff and were getting your life back on track. As you all know,Real Housewives of Beverly Hills can be extremely uncomfortable to watch with all of the meltdowns, the bullying, and the addictions. No good old fashioned table flipping with this group…they are all about booze, narcotics, and minimal food.
While Kyle Richards outed her sister at the end of the first season for being an alcoholic, we had to watch her slur and struggle her way through the ladies’ sophomore season, missing planes left and right and locking herself in bathrooms. After heading to rehab, Kim seemed to be on the straight and narrow. However, after her recent nose job, there are rumors that her surgery has her back on painkillers.
Kyle’s night ended on a comical note, as she ran out of gas on the way home. She Tweeted, “Nothing screams ‘loser” like running out of gas and having to walk home. Oh yeah, that’s right. I did that #goodtimes“. She probably should’ve called her niece, Paris Hilton, who was often spotted running out of gas – and usually getting rescued by the paparazzi who would either give her cash because she didn’t have any on her or they’d go get it for her! See the hilarious video below!
Kyle’s boutique reportedly will open its doors tomorrow.
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Anyway, in the latest instance of Taylor’s drunken out-of-control messiness she supposedly ruined yet another of Lisa Vanderpump‘s tea parties with her histrionic drama seeking. And, of course, it was all fueled by alcohol. Apparently Lisa wanted to invite the ladies to tea so they could have a polite chat about the incidents that happened on a recent cast trip to Las Vegas. But it ended up being anything but polite!
RadarOnline reports that poor maligned Taylor showed up, got boozy and belligerent, and drama ensued.
After a never-ending casting speculation, filming for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is in full-swing! And the cast is already planning the annual cast trip. So where are our favorite uber-wealthy drama starters headed? Paris, of course! Cue shopping… lots of shopping. I want to seeLisa Vanderpump do some serious damage in Dior.
And because it wouldn’t be Housewives without copious drama, some ladies are sitting this one out. Namely, Taylor Armstrong. She’s been busy with other things like a ponzi scheme, but we’ll get to that in a minute. RadarOnline reports that Taylor is on the fence about attending the cast trip because she can’t afford to fly first class with the rest of the ladies.
“Taylor is still trying to decide whether or not she wants to go,” an insider reveals. “Taylor is just acting very sneaky and secretive recently. It’s almost as if she is trying to create some mystery around her.”
Quick! Somebody call the press! Oh, wait…I am pretty sure cameras were there to capture something that we have never, ever seen in the history of Bravo–or, more specifically, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. To what am I referring? You may want to sit down. You’re certainly going to need a minute to recoup. And you’re most definitely not going to believe me.
Here it is…this year, on Sunday, July 1st, Kyle “Table Splits” Richards hosted her annual White Party. She’s quite the Diddy, you know. Anyhoo, (are you sitting down?) word on the pearly white streets is that there was no drama, I repeat, NO DRAMA at said party this year. I know. I am as shocked as you are. Take a moment. I believe the first year we were introduced to Kyle’s White Party, she yelled at a woman for hitting on her husband. Not shockingly, Camille Grammer also showed up with a snarky etiquette book for her former nemesis. Of course, who can forget last year, when Taylor and Russell Armstrong after Russell threatened to sue Lisa Vanderpump? White party = drama. Always.