On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, things begin with Kris Jenner and Leah Jenner taking a random midnight dip in the ocean. Kris decides to not let Kendall and Kylie’s hatred of her bother her. Apparently, at any given time, at least one of her kids can’t stand her, so basically it’s same old same old to Kris. #DysfunctionAtItsFinest
Kim Kardashian has decided not to let her embarrassing run in with Brody Jenner stop her from her selfie project. That’s too bad. Today Kim has graduated from standard ‘selfies’ and is now taking a$$ selfies. You read that right. Did one of her employees just rub her butt with oil and then apply sand. Seriously. Was this written in to their Kartrashian Kontract? Must be willing to apply baby oil and other lotions (amongst other elements) to Kimberley’s derriere. Quick question; how many employees does it take to apply oil and sand to Kim’s ass? If you answered 3 you were correct.
This is rich. In fact, it’s amazing. Not only does it involve one of the hottest (in my opinion at least) reality stars, he’s making quite a statement. Brody Jenner, thank you for making my day.
Remember when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West married in a ridiculous spectacle complete with one of the Pinkett-Smith children dressed in a Batman costume? Of course you do, it wasn’t even 72 days ago! Well, think back to who wasn’t famewhoring withKeeping up with the Kardashians during the country hopping shindig. No, I’m not talking about Rob Kardashian being a no-show. I’m talking about Brody’s dreamy mug basically snubbing his step-sister’s third wedding. At the time, I thought, Maybe he doesn’t like weddings? But alas, he went to one last weekend…and it was for Kim’s ex-love Reggie Bush. I told you this was amazing.
When pictures of Rob Kardashian allegedly using the drugs Sizzurp and weed were obtained and posted by TMZ last week, it was not clear how or from who the news site had gotten their hands on the photos.
But, according to new reports, Rob Kardashian knows exactly who leaked the drug-fueled photos. His costars on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, his own family.
One of only a handful of pictures of him from the last few months represented what we can only assume was one of the lowest points in his life thus far. A picture of him arriving back in America just as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were exchanging vows in Florence. A ceremony that Rob Kardashian reportedly skipped after a huge blow-up with both Kim and Khloe of him not wanting to appear in family wedding photos.
Then just this week, we saw another photo of Rob leaving a gym in L.A., which perhaps alluded that he was finally taking control of his life and his health.
It has been well documented that Rob Kardashian has been struggling with his weight. But have things gotten so bad that his momager Kris Jenner is willing to make a deal to get him on the next season of The Biggest Loser?
According to sources that spoke to HollywoodLife.com, that is exactly what is going to happen. But for someone on a reality show, who has pretty much been laying low and not wanting to be photographed because of his weight gain, is documenting his journey on TV really the best option?
About Kim's wedding, Krisgushed, "It was so beautiful and magical - and that feeling went through every single person. It was just a love fest. It was the most wonderful time I think I've ever had and it's hard to explain that to somebody in words." Kris also revealed thatKim has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West. At least for the next 72ish days.
The sole Kardashian male (I'm not countingBruce Jenner- sorry!) has been battling his weight and all but disappeared from public life this year. Then he bailed on Kim Kardashian's massive wedding fiasco, very publicly leaving Paris the day before the nuptials took place amid reports of Kim fat shaming him. Butt, perhaps, Rob had a crystal ball that told him of the chaos.