Tonight Vanderpump Rules returns and even though
winter no one is coming, Raquel Leviss goes ahead with hosting a puppy shower for James Kennedy‘s sad puppy dog eyes. Just kidding – it’s actually for their dog, Graham.
God this show is getting so asinine. I mean… the plotline for tonight includes a puppy shower for the C-Team, then Stassi Schroeder getting a bad girlfriend exorcism from a witch who’s less WeHo and more Wiccan. Katie Maloney joins Stassi in this and since Katie doesn’t believe she needs any self-improvement in any way, you know this is some BS nonsense!
At her puppy shower Raquel makes everyone wear props while playing dog-themed games like Pin The Tail On The Puppy and Dog Bowl toss. James admits the party is ridiculous but you know, Raquel has stood by him through so much, so why not humor her 4th grade mentality by eating some ALPO-flavored cake? Otherwise, James might find himself in the Cone Of Shame (Again.)!
At the party, Tom 1 questions James about how he envisions his life without SUR, and James is like um… yeah… I mean, that’s like when your parents threaten to stop giving you money, but like never do. Later though Tom 1 and Ariana Madix sit James down for a heart-to-heart about how just how serious Lisa Vanderpump is about not having him work at SUR and James realizes his time on Vanderpump Rules could be coming to an end. Plan B is not just for birth control, y’all!
Speaking of, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor go to couples counseling and Brittany confesses that she still doesn’t entirely trust Jax after the cheating incident. Which is totally why it’s a good idea to say yes to a proposal and then pay $15k for a mashed potato-themed engagement party, y’all
! Jax, unsurprisingly, is shocked to hear this revelation from Brittany… like he’s a changed man! Just ask him!
Finally, after bouncing not one but two checks to Lisa and Ken, Tom Schwartz realizes his partnership at TomTom is in jeopardy so he waltzes in with a suitcase full of cash like a television gangster to win back Lisa’s good graces, but she’s like how f–king immature can you be to swinging around $100k in cash in a restaurant full of drunk people.
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