A lot of people would be better off not being on reality TV. Jana Kramer is one of them. For the readers scratching their heads, Jana was a top 4 finalist on Season 23 of Dancing with the Stars. She also ruined the later seasons of One Tree Hill by playing an annoying character desperate to ruin Brook Davis’ relationship with Julien. Today, she co-hosts the podcast, “Whine Down,” with cheating husband, Michael Caussin. She’s also a country singer, so triple threat!
Jana tends to over-share on social media. In theory, this should make her a fantastic Housewife. Michael, an ex-NFL player, is Jana’s third husband. In addition to the podcast, they share two young children. The couple married in 2015 and separated in 2016 because of Michael’s “massive sex addition.” They renewed their vows in 2017. But a minute later Jana was airing their dirty laundry on the podcast and blaming hot nannies for breaking up marriages. Obviously, the best way for Jana and Michael to slow down this rollercoaster is to audition for a Bravo reality show.
As People reports, the couple’s latest podcast featured Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga. From the sound of it, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is casting for new talent. “I was going to say something,” Jana told the Gorgas, “but I wasn’t sure if I could say it. We might have auditioned for a certain Housewives thing, but we haven’t heard back yet.”
Jana told Joe and Melissa that she auditioned for RHOBH. This makes sense because the couple lives in Nashville. “Would you have to move there?” Melissa asked. “Yeah,” Jana replied, “we would just do like part-time.” Because that’s totally fair and realistic. It would be just like Erika Jayne commuting all the way from Pasedena.
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According to People, Jana revealed on the podcast that her and Michael “tried out during quarantine,” because they “weren’t doing anything else.” “We did the whole FaceTime, Zoom thing. It was at the end of May. It’s been like over a month,” she added.
Jana’s “in” to RHOBH is through her friend, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. Teddi has been on the chopping block since last season, so it’s doubtful she has pull in casting. It seems like Jana even agrees, because she said on the podcast, “Teddi is a friend, but I have not heard anything, so I’m sure it’s not going any further.”
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While we’re used to watching relationships disintegrate on Bravo shows, Jana and her relationship just seem too fragile. “I would be so afraid that we’d be eaten alive and spit out and then like canceled the next day,” she said to the RHONJ alums. Then Jana concluded talk about the audition, saying she’d, “get hated on a lot,” because she’s, “very sarcastic.” The hate would, “be difficult” for her because she has, “a hard time with criticism.”
Okay, next! A housewife who can’t take criticism? Yes, they exist. But the best housewives are the ones who are so self-involved they don’t seem to register criticism in the first place.
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