Do you think Craig Conover is still recovering from the hot dog assault on last week’s episode of Southern Charm? You would think he’d have learned by now how thick his skin needs to be if he’s going to be friends with Shep Rose and Whitney Sudler-Smith! While the boys continue their ill-fated road trip to get Austen Kroll’s mind off of Madison LeCroy, the ladies have their own agenda. Chelsea Meissner joins Danni Baird at the doctor for some egg freezing fun, and Patricia Altschul hosts the gals for a dinner party where the forgiveness is served with a side of Kathryn Dennis eye rolls. And those are just the highlights…what a time to be a Charmer!
The show begins with the boys readying for the drive to Nashville, but the awkwardness between Shep, Whitney, and Craig is palpable. Austen is silently peeved at Shep’s attempt to sweep the previous night’s nastiness under the rug. He believes it’s a pattern with Shep. Later that evening, the guys arrive at their Nashville hotel, and Shep is already planning the evening’s after party. As Craig preens, Whitney sanitizes the room in a way that would make Lisa Rinna proud. Shep has shaved his beard to a goatee. It’s not a good look. Austen receives a hot pic from Madison, and his friends are quick to remind him that this is the exact reason they aren’t together. She’s manipulating him.
Is it just me, or is Southern Charm not as charming as it once was? The premise was great when these folks were in their twenties, but mid-thirties frat boys just aren’t as entertaining. Don’t get me wrong, I still adore the show, but I’m nostalgic for the good old days of bar hopping and bed-hopping when it was funny…not semi-pathetic. Maybe I’m just in a mood…
The drama of last week’s episode seems all but forgotten (if only that were true!) as the Charmers prepare for their day. Craig Conover’s ADD interferes with cleaning up after his party, and Kathryn Dennis is getting a spray tan that will no doubt look completely natural. Speaking of natural, nothing looks more normal than Patricia Altschul’s butler Michael pulling her Bentley through the Mac Donald’s drive-thru. She’s craving a cheeseburger with no
ketchup tomato. She reveals that her guiltiest pleasures are Mickey D’s, Costco hot dogs, and Taco Bell tacos. In fact, Patricia prefers her fast food to the finest French cuisine. She nibbles on her number one in the backseat with a cloth napkin (not paper!) and glass of Cabernet while Michael toodles her around Charleston. What a life!
What happens when the show you used to make yourself relevant is no longer working for you? Trash it, of course.
Former Southern Charm lothario Thomas Ravenel is not happy Andy Cohen and ex Kathryn Dennis are talking about him. Because of his reputation and all.
So last night’s episode of Southern Charm began right where last week’s ended…with Kathryn Dennis embroiled in a confrontational conversation with friends Danni Baird, Naomie Olindo, Cameran Eubanks, and Chelsea Meissner at a tree house dinner party in which the only alcohol available to numb the awkwardness is a one not often willingly consumed by folks who didn’t buy it with a fake ID. Good times! Cameran is choking it down though because it’s that kind of tension.
Danni requests a one-on-one with Kathryn by the bonfire. The rest of the group goes a-rootin’ tootin’ back to their respective tree houses, grateful for the reprieve. Danni is a really stellar friend, by the way. She delicately shares that the way Kathryn responds to things that she doesn’t want to hear hurts her feelings. She is unable to have a normal disagreement commonly shared among good friends, and instead, she shuts down completely. Just like she’s doing now when she doesn’t like what Danni has to say. No one knows the extent of Kathryn’s struggles, and no one can have an opinion on how she handles them. She feels embarrassed and betrayed by Danni.
Um, I get that Kathryn has trust issues larger than the loan on her Rolls-Royce, but she wouldn’t recognize someone legitimately caring about her if it smacked her in the face. Her issue with Danni seems less about trust and more about entitlement.
During Austen Kroll’s first season on Southern Charm, he was a golden boy. He was touted as a Shep Rose 2.0, but a better more respectful version. That image is out the window thanks to that threesome video they make sure to play in every episode this season. Last season, his positive image started to disintegrate when ex-girlfriend Chelsea Meissner started to dish on their relationship. Among other things, she revealed that she paid the bill for pretty much everything.
The viewers started to feel a little bad for Austen when his girlfriend Madison LeCroy slid into Danni Baird’s then-boyfriend’s DM’s (via a third party). Then, he fell from grace again when Chelsea told Shep that Austen was talking shit behind her back.
Season 6 of Southern Charm has given us Zen Craig Conover. Unchanged Shep Rose. And Cameran Eubanks smack dab in the middle of a mommy identity crisis. We also have Bougie Kathryn Dennis. Bougie Kat is going for glam this year with a
questionable very “ladies who lunch” wardrobe and expensive new accessories.
Being a brand ambassador at Gwynn’s must pay pretty well. Kathryn’s furniture line must be selling out. She is ballin’ like Diddy and driving a Rolls Royce. I’m surprised she didn’t go straight Bentley like her
future mother-in-law friend, Patricia Altschul. Kathryn is also living large in a rental house that goes for over $6,000 clams per month. Her castmates questioned her new tokens of wealth and criticized her taste motives. Now Kathryn is addressing their concerns.
Cameran Eubanks might be the most even-keeled person on reality TV. She rarely causes any drama and she gets to sit back and narrate Southern Charm. She’s basically been the voice of reason since Season 1 in a cast that is made up of wildly unpredictable people (ahem Thomas Ravenel, Shep Rose, Kathryn Dennis). For someone who has worked in the reality TV world since she was nineteen, I’d say this is a feat!
I’ve always wondered if Cameran is truly a gem or a producer’s pet (probably both). She doesn’t have to bleed for her spot on Southern Charm the way other cast members do. I’m looking at you Kathryn and Craig Conover. Everyone on the show is so open about the messy parts of their lives, (i.e., business failures, relation-Shep failures, and their overall reality). Meanwhile, Cameran talks about “finding balance” and gets to keep a major of her life private – on a very public reality show. We know she has an adorable baby, Palmer, because we always get to see her, but haven’t you wondered what her husband looks like? Cameran got married in between Season 1 and Season Two. However, we’ve only ever heard her husband on speaker phone! Mmmm Hmmm.
It seems like Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis has a type when it comes to dating. She prefers her men older, in politics, and have a questionable past. Before her relationship with Joe Abruzzo, she dated the notorious southern gentleman Thomas Ravenel, who she has two children with.
While Season 6 was filming, she was dating the former politician. During a recent episode, we learned about his colorful past, thanks to town gossiper Craig Conover. Divorce and accusations of abuse from his ex-wife are a couple of things that Craig shared. However, Kathryn seemed happy with him. The couple that spray tans together stay together, right? Cut to the present, thanks to Instagram we found out the tall beautiful red-hair raven is on to a new relationship. Kathryn is currently dating country singer Hunter Price.