Kourtney Kardashian must secretly love all things breakfast because this past week she was the guest of honor at not one, but two breakfast-themed baby showers!
Kourtney is due soon with her third child with Scott Disick and their upcoming arrival is being celebrated by her friends and family. Kourtney attended a Breakfast at Tiffany’s baby shower late last week, thrown by her sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. It looked like a classic/elegant-ish affair. Kourtney said, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Thank you to @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian for the magical, unforgettable perfectly charming baby shower.”
But her baby shower over the weekend is the one that has my interest. Kourtney’s friends threw her a pancake and pajama party at IHOP! Brilliant idea. Yesterday she Tweeted a few pics from the second shower – complete with piles of whipped cream and hot cocoa and a cake. Cake for breakfast? This shower gets better by the minute! She shared, “I have the best friends in the world! Sunday morning 9am IHOP in our pajamas! #fancyBabyShower.”
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick open this episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons as they are house hunting in the Hamptons. Apparently, Kourtney is super keen on having a house in NY now to maintain the memories and ties Scott has there since his parents have passed. Kourtney would like to deal with his parents estate first, but Scott is just not ready to unload the home and go through it.
Upon returning home, Khloe cannot believe that they are thinking of buying a home since 24 hours prior – they were at each other’s throats (she is such a great voice of reason, that Khloe!). Kourtney acknowledges that it’s pretty messed up that they haven’t resolved their issues but they’re going to have their third kid soon and it’s not like they don’t love each other. Um, what??? People have kids and get divorced/break-up all the time. Khloe gets on the horn with Kim and the most intelligent notion to come out of their mouths is that they both agree Scott and Kourt need therapy ASAP. Read my mind!
I’m going to summarize the past two episodes of Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons because they share the same storylines: Khloe Kardashian is trying to juggle recent guy issues, Kourtney Kardashian’sbitching about Scott Disick’s partying ways and Scott wants Kourt to stop bitching at him. There. I could really stop typing now. However, I’m willing to dig a bit deeper into the Kardashian psyche and all the drama they have to offer. Bear with me people, it’s about to get real (not really).
We begin with Khloe, Kourtney, Scott and the kids pulling up to their gorgeous Hamptons summer house. They’re racing to get into the front door and bam – they are denied by a house lock and no one knowing the code. Can someone say foreshadowing?? They should probs pack up and head back to LA. This is a bad omen. Alas, Scott crawls through an open window to gain entrance.
French Montana celebrated his 30th birthday last night with a few friends slew of reality TV stars. Naturally, where there are cameras, there are Kardashians.
Khloe Kardashian chose to forgo all underwear and wore a practically sheer Grecian-style dress, showing off a slit nearly up to her navel and a nipple here or there, on her body. Kim Kardashian wore her usual dim bulb blank stare on her face. Kris Jenner wore her new boy toy on her arm.
Claudia Jordan, Kim Kardashian and Porsha Stewart are just a few of the brand new photos we have for you this week.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West struck a pose at the 2014 LACMA Art+Film Gala event over the weekend. I love the color of Kim’s dress and her shoes are cute, too. That’s all I got. Well, I’m also wondering if Kanye only owns two pairs of shoes – the ones he’s wearing and his hiking boots. Also, I’m a little surprised that Nori’s not along, wearing her finest toddler couture because Carter’s and Oshkosh B’Gosh are for peasant children.
So, despite reports that French was just using Khloe for her fame, she has to spin it in a positive way for her new show, right? Of course, she does! Also, because Kris Jenner told her that is how she needs to spin it…..
Kim Kardashian works so hard y’all! The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was working the late shift last night at TAO in Las Vegas. She had to smile and pose for pictures and stand by a free cake and all they paid her was a paltry $500,000! Man, it’s SO HARD being Kim. Although this $500K was probably a little easier made than that one time she got paid half a million for a date with a creepy old guy and it was a “disaster.”
Kim and her cleavage hung out with some peasants and a few groupies (aka Jonathan Cheban) to celebrate her 34th birthday which was actually earlier this week. Also hanging out with the birthday girl: hubby Kanye West (who is actually SMILING in one photo!), momager Kris Jenner and sister Khloe. Check out Kim’s cake and other pics from the event down below.
Sidenote: I do give Kim a little credit for not having a full on panic attack when SEAS of people like that are waiting to see her (see photo in gallery). That would freak me right out. But at $500,000 I could probably afford a Xanax or two….