Have you gotten all of your holiday shopping done yet? No? Need the perfect gift for a woman under public scrutiny whose love tank has just been drained dry? Well, it’s here folks: V By Vicki, a new fragrance launched by the Real Housewives of Orange County’s very own Vicki Gunvalson!
Vicki took to social media today to announce her perfume launch: “Very excited to introduce to you my new fragrance V by Vicki. I hope you love it as much as I do! Available NOW at www.vbyvicki.com and in stores nationwide in 2016!” No word on whether it holistically cures cancer or a drowning public reputation yet!
Well, Well… color me NOT surprised, Tamra Judge swore she would never, ever, like ever get back together with Vicki Gunvalson, now she’s considering giving her former bestie another chance. Maybe.
Even though Tamra calls Vicki out over “major inconsistencies in her stories that dated back to even before filming,” Tamra acknowledges, “I don’t think we will ever know what the truth is.” And they may just have to all move on. Well you know what they say: Jesus forgives; so should you!
Shannon begins, “I’m so freaking done talking about the Vicki/Brooks cancer freaking lie nonsense, but I just watched the Watch What Happens Live special with Vicki and I am absolutely floored. The victim card… the ‘I was Duped‘ speaking engagement that Vicki Gunvalson is on is completely ridiculous to me. I just want to say a few things because I am really angry about what happened.”
About the fact that Brooks was never treated for cancer at City of Hope, Vicki says, “I obviously called him right away and said, ‘What the hell is going on?’ He’s like, ‘It’s a spokesperson from City of Hope. It was not my doctor who said that. My doctor practices out of City of Hope.’ I’m like, ‘You are a liar. This isn’t making sense. You are lying again. Tell the truth.’ I got a whole file here that we can go through that he says he has cancer. He had to orchestrate some crazy ass chain of lies in order for all of this to make sense. He brought work into this. He brought his friends into this. He brought me and the cast into this.”
About Brooks‘ subsequent statement, Heather adds, “This is what is so crazy about it, he doesn’t admit to faking cancer, he admits to fabricating documents. So, the way he worded his statement was basically saying, ‘I didn’t intend to show my own medical records, so for the story and television purposes, I made up documents. I doctored these documents, to show on the show, because I did not want to show my own medical records.’ Which makes no sense to me at all.”
Another day, another story about the morally corruptBrooks Ayers! At the center of a firestorm of controversy, Brooks is finding himself without many allies these days – even the formerly loyal Dubrows.
Terry, Real Housewives of Orange County husband of Heather Dubrow, isn’t definitively saying whether he believes Brooks has cancer or not. But he does think he’s sick – in the head. Having “always been a supporter of Brooks,” Terry says he doesn’t “love” what’s going down recently with Brooks’ admission that he falsified medical documents.
Terry argues, “If he doesn’t have cancer, he’s sick on another level. Sick on a psychological level, and he needs help.”
Before we get to the assery of Brooks (and later Terry) we must first confront the assery of David. Did you know – he had an affair! During the last reunion Shannon Beador pretended her marriage was amazing and wonderful and more perfect than ever. Except, haha – 3 weeks prior she had learned David was cheating, then he left her, then he came home with his dick tail between his legs, and then he whisked her away on a 17-day romantic vacation. So she wasn’t lying! Sadly when the cameras started rolling again, “reality” set-in.
Really – honestly – I don’t care what’s happening with Shannon, her vagina, her affair, her husband, her colon, her rectum, because her voice is sounding more like my 90-year-old great aunt’s by the day and that’s scary.