If I never have to see Dorit Kemsley make that fake wide-eyed open-mouthed blow-up doll face of surprise again it will be too soon, and maybe with Lisa Vanderpump leaving Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills my wish will come true, especially since tonight seems to be her last and final filming with the cast.
Kyle Richards shares the happy news that her daughter Sophia is headed home for the holidays, but the good vibes end when Kyle’s dog escapes from the yard when someone leaves the gate open during a party. Yes – more dog drama on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills! Let’s hope we’re not treated to 10 episodes of Who Let The Dog Out?!
Meanwhile, Camille Grammer has dusted off her trusty copy of The Art Of War, re-learned the definition of “pernicious” on dictionary.com and decided it applies to Dorit and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. Someone has to replace LVP , so why not Season 1 Camille?! Here for it!
Over lunch with Denise Richards Camille accuses Teddi of trying to stir up drama between Dorit and Kyle by butting in, and then she later calls out Dorit for acting like she has the bestest and most important friendship with LVP and Kenny. Except, as Camille reminds all of us, no one ever heard the name PeeKay until a few years back… Don’t you wish we had a time machine about now?! SO I can unsee years of his grotesque table manners.
Speaking of, LVP and Ken agree to dinner with Dorit and PK to mend their friendship but it turns into Dorit insisting that LVP leaked the story to RadarOnline, and demanding an apology. Which leads to Lisa terminating their friendship. I’m sure Nanny Kay would’ve said, “Good riddance to bad rubbish!” and she was not wrong.
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