Honestly, wasnāt it enough to be tortured subjected to one wedding for Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz?Apparently not. As we watched the re-do wedding of Katie and Schwartz in Vegas last week, I held on to the hope that they would get it right this time so we donāt have to sit through this tired storyline anymore.
But in similar fashion to her Vanderpump Rules co-stars, Katie isnāt taking responsibility for her marriage license mishap. Truly shocking!
Sitting down with her co-stars Lala Kent and Stassi Schroeder on the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow, KatieĀ explains how this entire debacle is actually Lisa Vanderpumpās fault. Okay, Katie.
āSo, Lisa didnāt fill out everything. She didnāt finish filling out everything when we sent it in. So, they sent it back to us.ā
āSo, we filled it all in, and then we sent it back. And then we called and weāre like āwhatās going on with it?ā And theyāre like āwe donāt have it.āā
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Forgive me if Iām wrong, but wouldnāt you double check the paperwork that legally binds you as a married couple before sending it in? Maybe I am giving these two too much credit. I probably am.
But Stassi points out that maybe this is all the fault of the United States Postal Service, who according to Real Housewives of Dallas star LeeAnne Locken, loses thirty percent of mail. I seriously hope that Stassi doesnāt get all of her facts about the world from the Real Housewives franchise.
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āItās just one of those things where itās just, like, more time kept passing, and then we would just forget about it,ā Katie continues. Lala points out that this is, in fact, a problem if something were to go inevitably wrong in their relationship. Stassi points out that they wouldnāt even be able to file for divorce.
āI know and thatās the problem,ā Katie agrees. āWell you know what? Maybe in the back of my mind I was like āwell if this guy fucks upā¦āā
āYou can just walk out,ā Lala finishes for her. Katie replies with a weak ājust kidding.ā
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Iām no psychologist, but I donāt think Iām the only one who thinks that Katie and Tom put off filing their marriage license because they didnāt really want to be married. Weāve seen Tom struggle with fidelity and his fear of commitment. Weāve seen Katieās trust issues. Maybe this was Katieās way of protecting herself from heartbreak. Or maybe, and more likely, it was just Tom and Katie being Tom and Katie.
But now that the pair is actually legally married, maybe theyāve had a change of heart. Letās hope so.
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āHonestly, itās just a piece of paper to me,ā Tom says, sitting down with his counterpart Tom Sandoval.ā Ultimately, I could give two shits about that thing. I wanted an excuse to go to Vegas and fall in love all over again.ā How romantic!
While I enjoyed the tacky Vegas wedding far more than their first wedding, Iām hoping Vanderpump RulesĀ makes a return to more antics in the style of the witches of WeHo.
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK TOM AND KATIE INTENTIONALLY PUT OFF FILING THEIR MARRIAGE LICENSE?Ā
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