WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN -- Episode 16004 -- Pictured: (l-r) Lindsay Lohan, Danielle Staub -- (Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo)

Danielle Staub Sold Wedding Ring To Pay Lawyer; Lindsay Lohan Denies Hookup With Jax Taylor

Last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live was chock full of shade. Danielle Staub (shockingly) owned up to her bridezilla antics. Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club namesake Lindsay Lohan talked Real Housewives and her rumored hook up with Jax Taylor. Host Andy Cohen was loving every second of it and so was I.

Andy asked Danielle, “Do you think you were a bridezilla?” Danielle confessed, “100% and I apologize.” Danielle owning up to her mistakes? Has hell frozen over? Are pigs flying? This is quite the plot twist. She even elaborated. Danielle admitted, “My god, so bad. The ladies had every right to be upset with me. I think, to be honest with you, they were actually going easy on me. I was horrified.”

Then, Andy asked a pretty loaded question: “What is going on with you and Marty [Caffrey]?” Danielle shared, “At this point in time in the juncture, we are trying to move it from the public persona and do this a little more quietly.” We’ll see how long that lasts.

The Marty-related questions continued. Andy asked, “Did you sell the wedding ring?” Danielle admitted, “I did. I had to pay the attorney.” If only she was a full-time cast member on Real Housewives of New Jersey. It sounds like she could truly use a paycheck right now.

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Later, Andy dipped back into the vault with this question: What happened to your friend Danny from Season 2? Do you ever see him? Danielle answered, “He wasn’t my friend.” Then who was he? Can someone explain his presence throughout that entire season?

A fan asked Lindsay about the speculation that her mom Dina Lohan will join Celebrity Big Brother. Lindsay responded, “I wish she would tell me something.” Or is she just being coy for contractual reasons? It would be great to see Dina talking shit during the Big Brother live feeds.

When asked about the end of her friendship with Margaret Josephs, Danielle claimed, ” We weren’t that close anyway.” Really? Andy pointed out, “But, she was a bridesmaid.” Then, Danielle admitted, “We were very, very close.” Alright, then.

As a loyal Teresa soldier Teresa Giudice’s friend, it’s not surprising that Danielle said, “I think Jackie [Goldschneider] should step away.” Of course, this is about that pointless argument over “controlling” your husband.

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Then, Lisa Vanderpump appeared via recorded video for a game of Plead the Fifth. She asked Lindsay, “How would you describe Jax as a lover in three words?” Lindsay said, “Lisa, I love you, but I’ve never even met him.” Who do you believe, Lindsay or Jax? That’s like Sophie’s Choice, but in reverse. Andy asked, “Really?” And Lindsay insisted, “Yes.” Interesting.

After, she seemed to backtrack and remarked, “Maybe he met Annie or Hallie. Or Cady.” Did Lindsay reference her most famous movie rules as a sly deflection? It’s very unclear, just like a lot of what Lindsay said during the episode. Andy asked, “You’re calling Jax Taylor a liar?” And apparently, she is.

When Andy read a tweet from Melissa Gorga about Lindsay, Lindsay remarked, “She should be nicer to Danielle.” Obviously, Danielle agreed since she added, “Thank you. Got that, Melissa?” Yikes.

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[Photo Credit: Charles Sykes/Bravo]