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Beau Clark & Stassi Schroeder

Tonight is the finale segment of the Vanderpump Rules reunion and after James Kennedy fled the stage there’s nothing else for them to do but discuss all the boring stuff none of us care about.

I’m totally over this season (and this cast). Subsequently, I am thrilled that this is the final episode of a long (and largely pointless season). So, I say pull the curtain on this mess and flip the script.

With James gone Kristen Doute finally gets some attention when Katie Maloney calls her out for lying about her relationship with Carter.

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Beau Clark takes the stage to explain his decision to sacrifice his manhood date Stassi Schroeder‘s dark passenger, and weigh in on their future together. Brittany Cartwright has a surprising announcement for Lala Kent (psssttt… it involves the wedding no one – absolutely NO ONE – cares about). Jax Taylor answers tough questions about the disastrous sit-down he had with Brittany’s father and brothers, and where he stands as far as making amends with his mother.

Tom 2 is forced to defend the operational capacity of his dick and also apologizes to Tom 1 for being a coward about James.

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Scheana Marie opens up about her current relationship to Adam Spott and how their penguin spawn, Spott Jr. is doing. (A: Not well bitch!).

Lastly, James returns to the stage for Lisa Vanderpump to give him yet another talking to about how his behavior is out of control. The real question is does she call anyone else out??? #Hypocrite

Watch Vanderpump Rules tonight at 9 PM on Bravo. Comment throughout the episode on this post. Tweet us with your thoughts. Follow us on InstagramLike our page on Facebook. Check our site tomorrow for our Vanderpump Rules recap.

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