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Here’s What You Might Have Missed On Social Media This Week

Welcome back, friends! I almost couldn’t do this feature due to the overwhelming amount of Pedro Pascal TikTok edits that have been dominating my life lately. If you haven’t seen them, please do yourself a favor and check ’em out. I haven’t been the same since. Thankfully, I shut TikTok down just long enough to see what my Real Housewives are up to on social media this week. Here’s what I found.

The Devil Works Hard, But Camille Grammer Works Harder

She might not have a diamond anymore, but Camille Grammer might have earned a gold medal in dunking on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on social media. She routinely trolls them on Twitter after each episode comes out. Camille also takes the time to post reminders on Instagram of what she bought during her time the franchise.

I don’t think we truly appreciated her when she was merely a stuck-up housewife, saying she had a Jesus-complex while her implants floated in a Hawaiian hot tub. Looking back, I truly see the worth in our Literary Enlightened Queen. Who could forget that she casually dropped that she was reading a 5th century Chinese philosophy book on the art of diplomacy in her first confessional? What a power move!

Camille’s latest post to Instagram was anything but diplomatic though. Did she not finish that book? Because the former Club MTV dancer twerked all over the current cast of RHOBH without even breaking a sweat. I’m assuming.

Mrs. Donattaci Grammer Meyer used a photo from the Housewives classic episode Dinner Party From Hell, accompanied by an article explaining how RHOBH has changed since season 1. The title is rambling and long and Camille cropped out the publication so I couldn’t even trace it or verify it’s authenticity. 2. It’s also from June of last year but do you think Camille cares? Nah, it’s never too late to hate.

One slide featured a picture of Camille arguing with Kyle Richards, who has remained all these years later to torture her sisters us. The heading is titled, “The Drama Was Authentic.” Which obviously implies that it’s not anymore.

If the message wasn’t clear enough for you, Camille spelled it out in her caption. She wrote, “Before [Lisa] Rinna. Just saying. Before Erika [Jayne].. etc.. No disrespect, just Saying. The original cast was pretty darn good, know that.” She added a bunch of emojis that made little sense with the corresponding words. And her punctuation and grammer grammar are lacking. But the point is the same – Camille has no problem causing drama. She didn’t on the show and she hasn’t stopped since. All hail the social media corrupt Camille Grammer!

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Brielle Biermann Does Not Pass Go Or Collect $200

Ever since Don’t Be Tardy was cancelled (finally), Brielle Biermann and the rest of the gang have been relatively quiet. Aside from the news that Mother Wig Kim Zolciak Biermann’s house is allegedly facing foreclosure and her little sister got arrested, of course.

But when it comes to actual celebrity, the Biermanns are certainly on the decline. I’m not really sure that the incline itself was very high to begin with but you get the idea. So imagine my surprise when Brielle randomly popped up on my TikTok FYP (for you page) in between all those Pedro mashups.

Cody Premer, a well-known content creator on the app, has garnered over 2 million followers by stopping people on the street to ask them questions. Some are incredibly boring, like asking people how tall they are. Others are more invasive, like what Cody decided to ask Brielle when he came across her wandering the streets of L.A. in Louis Vuitton fuzzy slipper/shoes. *Insert even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes gif via Tenor.*

In the video, Cody asks Brielle how much money she has in her bank account, which is a common question for his subjects. It’s important to know this because well, Cody clearly has no idea who Brielle is. Nor should he. Brielle’s simple response is, “A lot.” When he prods her by asking how much a lot is, she asked him, “Does it look like I don’t have figures in my bank account?”

She goes on to tell a persistent Cody that money is “like Monopoly money” because it “comes and goes.” I’m not sure what that means but I don’t know any rich people who compare their money to a board game that features a thimble as a playing piece. Imagine Tinsley Mortimer saying that her cash flow is as sure as Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a candlestick.

Brielle goes on to say that she has earned her fortune by owning “four companies” and being on television for “like, 10 years.” Cody is clearly not impressed, nor does he bother to ask her whose TV she appeared on. Because it definitely wasn’t his. The video ends when he shades her for saying she equates the money she invests into businesses to Monopoly money so she must not have much.

Brielle must have misunderstood because she says, “smart man,” and starts to walk away. But she quickly returns to assure him that she does, in fact, have money in her bank account. Sure, girl. Just admit it. Cody sunk your battleship.

OnlyFans? More like OnlyMan For Larsa Pippen

Is this the end of subscription foot pictures from the Empress of OnlyFans, Larsa Pippen? Probably not. But the Real Housewives of Miami star is apparently head over heels (see what I did there?) for her new man, Marcus Jordan. Ever since Larsa went Instagram official with Marcus, she’s had no problem featuring him on her Instagram page.

In case you’re not up to speed, Marcus is the son of the most famous Jordan of them all. No, not Charrisse Jackson Jordan. But Michael Jordan. As in, the man who played basketball for years with Larsa’s ex-husband Scottie Pippen. Clocking in at 16 years her junior (no shade, just shadow), Marcus was 7 years-old when Larsa walked down the aisle with his dad’s longtime teammate. Which would make this May-December romance possibly the largest rebound in history. Get it? REBOUND.

Anyway, Larsa recently showed off another photo of the two together. She captioned it with a very boring, “California breeze.” But despite the snoozer of a caption, the former Mrs. Pippen got lots of love from her fellow housewives.

But haters gonna hate and some users weren’t so kind, quickly pointing out that the whole situation is kind of weird. One person commented, “Scottie Pippen Rollin over in his grave,” even though Scottie is alive and well. Maybe he meant Scottie’s proverbial grave. Either way, “Kim Kardashian’s minion” seems very unbothered. And now that she doesn’t have to hide the relationship anymore, Larsa can just kick off her shoes and take pictures of them relax.

See ya next week!

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