Newlyweds Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney were on Watch What Happens Live tonight. The Vanderpump Rules stars covered Lala Kent issues, Scheana Marie‘s divorce and even explained why Stassi Schroeder came along on their honeymoon.
Were they shocked about Scheana and Shay’s split? Tom says it came out of nowhere and Katie says “Of course. We all thought they would be together forever.” Tom adds, “you never know what’s going on behind closed doors. They seemed happy from outward appearances.”
A viewer asks why Katie was so outraged over Lala fat-shaming her when she turned around and slut-shamed Lala to anyone who’d listen. “That doesn’t even make sense, to be honest. I’ve never denied Lala her truth so don’t deny mine. She said so many horrific, nasty things for no reason, completely unprovoked and her coming up and body shaming me was kind of the straw that broke the camel’s back.”
A caller asks Tom about his erection issue and also asks how much cocaine Jax snorts, referring to Lala’s accusations a while back. Jax is in the audience and Andy says that’s not the question the caller is supposed to be asking. Tom says if there was a way he could demonstrate to the public that it does work without being explicit, he would.
What compelled Katie to let Stassi crash her honeymoon? “She didn’t crash it. You can’t crash something you’re invited to. We joked about having her on our honeymoon and then we were in Bora Bora for like a week and we were like ‘it’s not too late’ and she’s like ‘I’ll do it’ and we were like ‘do it’!”
Andy reads a question from Twitter about the rumors that Jax cheated on Brittany last weekend during an appearance at Harrahs. Jax says if he was going to do that it wouldn’t be in a public place.
Which couple do they think will walk down the aisle next? Tom leans toward Jax and Brittany, but Katie thinks it could be Stassi, who is also in the audience.
Does Katie think it’s hypocritical of Scheana to be judging Lala when Scheana slept with a married man? “That’s not the only reason Scheana judged Lala.” Andy says that it seemed like Scheana wasn’t allowed by Katie to even be nice to Lala without Katie flipping out. “No, I never said that to her. I was only questioning her reasons because the things she had told me were very different than her actions. I felt like Scheana and I had a very different conversations.”
A caller asks what Katie would do if Scheana were to become friends with Lala now. Katie swears that she’d be fine with it if Scheana wanted to be Lala’s friend. She says it’s not her M.O. to tell people who they can and can’t talk to.
Their best advice for newlyweds? “Savor it. It just feels so nice.” Tom says they’re still basking in the glory of it.
What do they think really happened with Kristen Doute and Brittany? Tom says “I wish I knew the truth. Regardless of what happened, it’s such a great story. I don’t think it really happened.” Katie says “part of me kind of hopes it did. It’s like fanfiction right there.”
Why didn’t Tom defend Katie when Lala was fat-shaming her and saying she looked pregnant, etc.? “I did eventually. I don’t know that it made it onto the show but I did eventually. I was more upset with James.”
Was Katie mad that Tom asked Ariana to be a groomsman? “No! I thought it was a great idea. I did, honestly.”
Has Katie changed the way she speaks to Tom now that she has seen him talk about it in therapy, etc? She jokes, “yeah, I’ve gotten darker. Just kidding!” Tom chimes in and says the dark side has been receding.
Tonight’s poll question: Do you think Tom & Katie will last?? 83% said NO!
Sidenote: Did Katie get veneers, too? Or maybe lip fillers? Her speech seemed different tonight. Or is it just me?
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