Gather ’round kids, Petty Crocker is in the kitchen and she’s about to make dinner. Southern Charm had a rough season. For a show that was already lacking substance, viewers were given no choice but to deal with some pretty unsavory issues along with some fairly unsavory people.
Let’s discuss Austen Kroll and Madison LeCroy. A dish of vanilla pudding could best describe these two. Boring, unpigmented, and nauseating. Austen and Mads have been together for a few years, but their dual toxicity was not as entertaining as Bravo hoped. Now Madison has made it all the way to mainstream media. She found herself entangled with Kristin Cavallari’s ex and dude legit didn’t know what he was in for. Let’s introduce Jay Cutler to the world of receipts, shall we?
Kristin, formally of Very Cavallari and Laguna Beach (if you are of a certain age and remember such things), and retired football guy Jay are divorcing. Since then, Kristin has been photographed with Stephen Colletti (would have preferred Justin Bobby) and comedian Jeff Dye. In mid-December, Kristin crossed over into the Southern Charm world because she and Austen are apparently chums. Naturally all of this goes down on social media so regular people like us can see in real time how bonkers they are…
Madison sees Austen and Kristin engaging and busts a move over to Jay’s Insta to stir the pot. When Mads appeared on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked about the drama. She told Andrew she had been “too busy” having her “own adventure” to worry about it. Naturally this prompted Andy to ask if the “adventure” involved Jay. Girlfriend then said she wasn’t “kissing and telling”. Several miles away on Clapback Blvd, Kristin randomly tells her social media followers, “I didn’t realize I wasn’t allowed to have FRIENDS that are guys.”
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Reminder; these are adult people with children. The power of Christ compelled Madison to hop on Insta live and poke fun at Austen and Kristin. She also hinted Jay was “relieved” to have split from Kristin and talked smack about Kristin’s parenting. At another point in the video, Madison shouted Jay’s name as though he was in the house. Kristin had then had enough and probably gave Jay the choice of saving his own life and siding with her, or throwing caution to the wind and siding with a d-list Bravo star.
Jay wisely chose the mother of his children. Together, the couple posted a pic with matching captions about the world being full of users or some ridiculous sentiment. Kristin’s friends implied Madison’s involvement with Jay was less real and more about keeping the Care Bears in her brain company. Then Mads was all, not so fast, bitches.
According to Us Weekly, Madison has pulled the receipts. In the first screenshot Madison shared, she implored Jay to “ask” her before booking a flight to Charleston. Jay also said he wanted to “hang out” with Mads and specifically requested to spend time with her. After being busted, Jay accused Madison of bringing up his name out of spite, which he “didn’t appreciate.” Madison replied that she had “done nothing but respect you and your privacy”.
Jay responded, “Didn’t seem like that was the case. Maybe it was accidental. I don’t know. No one wants this mess. I appreciate you saying that.” I’ll take, What do you say when your ex-wife is pissed? for $1,000, Alex/Ken. Then Madison put him on blast. “You reached out to me… Your intentions may have not been pure but that might be you projecting. I’ve never said anything about Kristin nor would I,” she wrote. “I came into this honestly with good intentions. I want no part of being involved in a payback or drama. But you initiated and pursued. If you weren’t interested in something real you shouldn’t have [slept] with me.”
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Madison maintains she “kept my mouth shut until I get called a liar…” In a separate Instagram Story post, she shared a selfie of her, Jay, and Jay’s veneers, adding, “Too bad it didn’t work out.” These people must be on some hella protein powder to have the energy to engage in such ridiculous shit. So, is Madison defending herself or is she a parched, thirsty, dehydrated POS? But wouldn’t that also make Austen a parched, thirsty, dehydrated POS? Are they all a parched, thirsty, dehydrated POS? I think we might have found our answer.
TELL US- WHO IS IN THE WRONG HERE? ARE YOU TEAM MADISON OR TEAM KRISTIN? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A PLOY FOR ATTENTION?
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