Something leaked into the Bravo water and that is some toxic mess. The past two weeks have given us more drama during hiatus than actual production. Porsha Williams and Falynn Guobadia are about to go full The Boy Is Mine on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim Zolciak is permanently tardy for the party and now the party is OVAH. Real Housewives of Dallas star Tiffany Moon has been subjected to racism on social media during AAPI month. What else could possibly happen?
Grab a Kleenex and a soothing tea, perhaps. After a season of nonsense and complete delusion where we learned, SUMMER, FUN, HANNAH BERNER, NOT FUN – the time has come. Let’s all join hands and bow our heads
in thanks, Hannah will not be returning to Summer House.
I don’t know what turned Hannah into a total trainwreck on the most recent season of Summer House. She went from quirky and moderately relatable to creating some fantasy world that had a population of one with a whooooole lot of vacancies. Hannah spent the majority of quarantine time in the house mentally dating Luke Gulbranson, until he showed up with another chick.
After ending the relationship with Luke that only she was in, Hannah acted out in all sorts of unappealing ways. But if you thought Hannah was doing the most with her attitude, it was nothing compared to the beginning of her showmance with old Kyle Cooke. Viewers were forced to watch the couple create new and varied forms of nausea in the most disgusting ways. When Old Kyle Cooke wasn’t around, Hannah basically stayed in bed and remained there until the show wrapped.
Cut to the reunion where Hannah was called out for acting like she was raised in the woods and performed in a supine position for most of filming. She doesn’t care about your trash, your wedding, or your feelings. Hannah cried on the reunion couch while viewers began calling for her dismissal. As of last week, it looks like at least one of our wishes has come true.
On Instagram, Hannah announced she is leaving Summer House. Here is her statement – please try to control your loud weeping. “This past year has been one of the most important in my life for self reflection, love, and learning a lot of shit. I’ve welcomed new career ventures, challenges and obstacles, and opportunities for growth. As we climb out of the emotional trenches of 2020, I look forward to an exciting summer, but with mixed emotions I’m announcing I won’t be spending it living in the Summer House.”
Say it isn’t so – said no one. Hannah continued, “These last three summers have truly been a whirlwind and the show has, without a doubt, changed my life and I will forever be thankful for the platform it has provided me.” You done yet girl, can we move on? Nope. “Making people laugh is what brings me joy and I am so excited to announce that I will spending this summer touring my standup and telling fart jokes at comedy clubs and theaters near you. More dates and tickets to come soon, but I cannot wait to see you all in person!!!”
THANKS FOR THE WARNING. Start buying tickets because you don’t want to miss this. Hannah might not return to the show but she will be telling someone else’s jokes in another location shortly. Former Bravo’s Chat Room co-star Kate Chastain offered good wishes to Hannah by Tweeting the following message of support, “Tell me you’re fired without telling me you’re fired.” I’m not laughing, you’re laughing. Cheers to Hannah on
knowing when to bounce her new adventures and best of luck with that stand-up career.
TELL US- ARE YOU GLAD HANNAH IS LEAVING SUMMER HOUSE? SHOULD SHE HAVE STAYED ONE MORE SEASON? WILL SUMMER HOUSE BE BETTER WITHOUT HANNAH?
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