Lisa Rinna in France - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Tonight you can take the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills out of dog crap drama, but you can’t take the drama out of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – especially when they’re in France!

What starts out as a lovely vacation in an exclusive French villa, prompting Dorit Kemsley to exclaim that it feels like they’re all in Europe, quickly erupts into mayhem when Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave believes all the world’s – and all the Housewives’ – problems are her bones to pick. Lady get a life and let things go.

But first, the women tour historic castles and enjoy high-end shopping. Over lunch, Kyle Richards reveals that she relates to Lisa Rinna‘s daughter Amelia after struggling with anorexia in her own youth. Thankfully parmesan wheels saved Kyle from herself.

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Over dinner, where they’re all dressed to the nines and without Camille Grammer to confront, Teddi lashes out at Lipsa for using her Erika Jayne portrayal as an excuse to insult Kim Richards at Kyle’s Farroween Party. Of course, Erika doesn’t seem bothered. Plus, Kim and Lipsa have made amends (and probably went to build a blue bunny together to cement this honorary peace treaty) but that doesn’t stop Teddi from making this, like everything else, all about Teddi and how much it affects Teddi’s feelings.

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I can’t decide it Camille is correct and Teddi is an entitled almost-millennial – a predecessor of the millennials if you will; or if Teddi didn’t get enough attention as a child and is constantly CONSTANTLY looking for validation and affirmations. She needs to get off my Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and go hang out with Dr. Phil instead.

Meanwhile, Camille and Denise Richards are back in California dealing with wildfires that have claimed their homes.

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