Yes. You read that headline correctly. Stassi Schroeder from Vanderpump Rules is tired of being called a “mean girl.” Newsflash, lady! We are tired of you BEING a mean girl. I love petty drama but ugh. It’s honestly hard to even know where to begin with her. On ean episode this season, Stassi whines (over wine, HA!) to Beau Clark about how she isn’t allowed to “outgrow” her friendship with Kristen Doute. Like who said that?
Stassi is over her former co-witch Kristen. Shocking considering she is still conveniently friends with her ex-boyfriend Jax Taylor who cheated on her, lied to her face, and has generally been a terrible person forever. Stassi was also quick to make up with Katie Maloney when she was returning to the show after leaving post-Season 3. I mean, she can forgive, when it suits her. And rather than keep the peace with her longtime TV bestie, Stassi has taken to her podcast to continue her complaints.
Stassi commented on her issues with Kristen during an episode of her podcast Straight Up With Stassi. According to Us Weekly, Stassi said “I would have been sad [watching the finale] if the reunion went a little differently. But I got so annoyed at the reunion and pissed off at people that I’m like, ‘F—k this anyway.'”
Stassi went on to say, “I’m so sick of people giving me a hard time because I’m not allowed to chose who I want to hang out with.” Girl. Not only was Kristen your sole friend when you returned to this show, you run a business with her. A business you started with the clout you gained from being on a show. A show that she is a part of and helped you reintegrate into. A show that launched your ability to even write a book, have a podcast, and make wearing an outfit of the day something resume worthy.
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Stassi continued saying “If I hear that I am a mean girl one more time for making my own decisions one more time I’m going to be like, ‘Fine. I’m a f—king mean girl,’” Okay. So do it.
I need Stassi to find her seat. She is so unable to list one tangible thing wrong with Kristen that in the season finale she makes fun of her using the word “thrive.” Like, good one. That’s really all she had to say, despite claiming, “This is the opposite of a black-and-white situation.”
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“These feelings started to develop two years ago.” So bring your 2-year-long CVS receipt of complaints and wrongdoings. And spare me the Brian Carterdetails. Seriously. I’d love some reasonable argument between any of this original cast at some point. They’re all just clinging to the show to expand their appropriately lackluster beer cheese, t-shirt, and hashtag day(?) ventures.
Sassi is seriously so unaware she told her podcast listeners, “We need a spinoff with those of us who are in this transition period…We’re too old to do the stupid s—t I used to do on seasons 1 and 2 of Vanderpump Rules. Life is a little different now. I’ve grown up a tad but we’re too young to be Housewives material. Can someone find a transitional show for us?”
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Hate to break it to you girl, but Kristen is already the same age as Leah McSweeney from Real Housewives of New York. Shockingly Jax is the same age as Teddi Mellencamp from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And you, Stassi, are roughly the same age as Candiace Dillard, Eva Marcille, and you’re DEFINITELY older than the OG baddie Jo De La Rosa. You’re just not as interesting *shrug*
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK STASSI AND KRISTEN WILL EVER REUNITE AS FRIENDS? DO YOU EVEN CARE?
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