As the weather is finally warming up, so is our Bravo lineup with new seasons of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of New York returning to our screens in the coming months. First up on the list is RHONY, premiering May 4. Dorinda Medley is out, at least for now. Eboni K. Williams is in. And Heather Thomson and Bernshan Shaw will be joining as friends-of ready to stir the pot and maybe piss off Leah McSweeny in the process.
We’ve already gotten our first RHONY trailer filled with plenty of booze, fights and drama. Leah is headed into her first sober season. Ramona Singer is forced, thanks to Eboni, to confront her problematic comments and attitude. Sonja Morgan brings the funnies as always. And LuAnn de Lesseps has a new man, well, for a little while.
Now, the RHONY taglines are here to amp us up even more for the upcoming season. Bravo’s The Daily Dish unveiled the intro on Monday. First up is the Countess
of Covid, who actually managed to keep the words “countess” and “cabaret” out of her line for once. “Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I’ll never give up.” Honestly, it fits her and she’s done dragging out her Jovani jokes and hoity-toity attitude. Lu is glamorous AF so it’s not bad.
Next is Leah’s which honestly is pretty meh. “I’m sex positive and BS negative.” We know she’s one of the cast members who doesn’t party maskless in Florida during a pandemic. But it’s a little too pandemic-themed for my liking, especially after all the filming shutdowns.
Then comes Ramona The Apologizer, who confronts her controversial statements in her tagline. “I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.” OK Ramona this is like a pre-emptive apology before every episode that you think gives you a pass for being tone-deaf. At least her new $80k chompers look good.
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And then we have newbie Eboni who’s tagline has total power and shade. “I’ve had to work twice as hard for half as much, but now I’m coming for everything.” Honestly, I love it when a newbie comes in hot with a tagline that shows they’re not going to back down. And based on her confrontations with Ramona in the trailer, she’s seemingly going to live up to the phrase.
Finishing up is the always lovely Sonjarita, whose tagline is probably my favorite. “Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.” I can’t get enough of the International Lifestyle And Fashion Mogul Sonja Morgan, and this tagline is just classic.
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The taglines came out and Bethenny Frankel has, so far, not managed to break any news to break the spotlight like she did when she announced her engagement on RHONY trailer day. We know Tinsley Mortimer is probably kicking herself seeing the taglines and missing the good old days before Scott Kluth broke her heart. And Dorinda is probably shaking her head at Ramona all the way from Blue Stone Manor. RHONY is finally coming back and all is right with the world.
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