Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is officially Christmas and Hanukkah season! This means that Black Friday is upon us. Who wants to deal with that though? Enduring stop and go traffic, scrounging for a parking space, and sweating it up in a mall crowd does not sound appealing at all.
Skip all the hassle and just shop from home instead. That would make Black Friday way more enjoyable. Right? You can even purchase all reality TV-themed gifts for your friends, family, and even yourself. You deserve a gift too. If you don’t know what to get the reality TV addict in your life, don’t worry. Reality Tea has you covered with a great list of go-to products that are available from Amazon.
1. What Do You MeMe? Real Housewives Expansion Pack
Nothing brings people together like Real Housewives. Gather all of the fans you know to play What Do You Meme? with a Real Housewives twist. Add this expansion pack to your original What Do You Meme? game. It comes with 75 photo cards of infamous Real Housewives moments and reactions along with 30 caption cards to create your own memes.
2. Real Housewives Of New York Mug Shot Mug
This is just brilliant, isn’t it? A coffee mug full of Real Housewives Of New York mugshots. RHONY viewers NEED this. Why choose one mugshot when you can get three? Tinsley Mortimer (and her faux lashes) make the cut along with Sonja Morgan and Luann de Lesseps. There is no better way to start your day than by sipping coffee out of this mug.
3.Real Housewives Of “Your City” Wine Tumbler With Lid
If there is not a Real Housewives show in your city, but you want to feel like you’re a part of the phenomenon, get this wine tumbler. It comes in a variety of colors and it’s customizable. You can add the city of your choice to make it truly personal. Oh and get this: it has a lid so your Vanderpump Sangria, Skinnygirl Margarita, and Ramona Pinot Grigio will NOT spill.
4. “I Made It Nice” Apron
Dorinda Medley infamously proclaimed, “I cooked. I cleaned. I made it nice” during an RHONY Berkshires visit. This apron with that quote on it is the ideal accessory for meal preparation.
5. Real Housewives Cutting Board (6 Options)
Sometimes it can be a drag to prepare holiday meals. Make that experience more enjoyable by incorporating Real Housewives. This cutting board is available for Real Housewives of New Jersey, Orange County, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, Dallas, and New York. Get the cutting board for your loved one’s home state/city or even their favorite Real Housewives show.
6. Real Housewives Of “Your Town” Custom Wineglass
7. “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” Baby Onesie
8. Most Talkative By Andy Cohen
Give the gift of Andy Cohen this year. The king of Bravo’s book Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines Of Pop Culture is a great way to some answers the man who is always asking the questions.
9. “Don’t Be All Uncool” Mug
Real Housewives of New York OG Luann de Lesseps blessed fans with many iconic moments throughout the years. No one will ever forget Luann’s proclamation to “Be cool… don’t be all uncool.” I will never get over Luann still drunk from the night before rocking a white robe and black sunglasses. That will be legendary forever.
10. Vanderpump Pets Sangria Wine Plush Toy
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member and Vanderpump Rules namesake Lisa Vanderpump is all about the dogs and (her own brand of) wine. Your favorite pet can channel his inner Giggy Vanderpump with this plush toy shaped like Vanderpump Sangria.
11. Running Against The Tide By Captain Lee
Below Deck star Captain Lee Rosbach is capable of everything. From manning a superyacht to reeling in dramatic crew members. Add “author” to the list. Running Against the Tide is Captain Lee’s first-ever memoir and a must-read for all the Below Deck fans in your life.
12. “It’s Not About The Pasta” Shirt
Last season on Vanderpump Rules, James Kennedy and Lala Kent got into a screaming match on the sidewalk. James yelled “It’s not about the pasta!” and a catchphrase was born immediately. This is an inside joke that all Pump Rules fans would appreciate. Plus, it’s appropriate in many different contexts- for both pasta enthusiasts and non-pasta eaters, if those exist.
Last season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Rinna’s daughter Delilah Belle admitted that she learned how to “give head” from reading her book. That’s definitely…. unconventional. Lisa’s book Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever is the gift that keeps on giving. In more ways than one.
14. Dorinda Medley Prayer Candle
This gift is definitely an acquired taste. Some Dorinda fans will think this prayer candler is hilarious. Others- not so much.
15. Vanderpump Beverly Hills Goblets (Set Of 4)
The Real Housewives throw some enviable parties. Unfortunately, “normal” people do not have the money or staff to pull that off. However, it’s possible to feel like a Housewife with this set of Vanderpump Beverly Hills wineglasses.
16. Pretty Mess By Erika Jayne
17. Acquired Taste T-Shirt
New York Housewife Ramona Singer has had some great taglines throughout the years. It’s tough to choose her best one, but “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste” definitely ranks high on the list. This shirt is the perfect way to get a point across without saying a word, although anyone who embodies this slogan is probably pretty talkative.
18. Luann de Lesseps Prayer Candle
This is a great gift for anyone with a unique sense of humor. If only it had Luann’s mugshot on it instead. Now that would have been the perfect candle.
19. Glam-ma Pillow Cover
Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes does not want to be referred to as a “grandma.” Instead, she considers herself a glam-ma. She’s probably not the only one who favors this moniker. This pillowcase will be appreciated by all of the glam-ma’s in your life.
20. Cynthia Bailey Candle
If you want a Real Housewife candle that is 100% not offensive, this Cynthia Bailey soy candle is a great choice.
21. Skinnygirl Workout Yoga Towel
There are so many Skinnygirl products to choose from. This is something RHONY viewers are very much aware of thanks to Bethenny Frankel. Get this workout towel for the yoga enthusiasts on your list.
22. Lisa Vanderpump Prayer Candle
Lisa Vanderpump loyalists would get a kick out of this “prayer candle.”
23. Cynthia Bailey Reading Glasses (3 Pack)
Cynthia Bailey Eyewear was a major plot line on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Get three pairs of her glasses in a cute gift box for +1.50 strength, +2.0 strength, and +2.50 strength in blue. Or opt for a pink set in +1.50 strength or +2.50 strength.
24. Real Housewives Shirt
There are a lot of people who can’t just choose one Real Housewives show to Stan. This is the ideal shirt for the dedicated viewers who watch all of the shows. You can’t go wrong with a classic black and white t-shirt either.
25. Sonja Morgan Prayer Candle
Will having this candle in your home influence you to talk about yachts in St. Tropez, put a family crest on loafers, or get into a love triangle? Probably not, but it’s a good first step for anyone who wants to live that Sonja Morgan life.
26. Real Housewives Of Atlanta Sweatshirt
Bundle up in this Real Housewives of Atlanta sweatshirt. You can even wear it with some of Sheree’s joggers.
27. Hard Night Good Morning Cleanser
Every time I watch RHOD, I cannot believe how flawless D’Andra Simmons’ skin looks. Could it be because of this cleanser from her Hard Night Good morning line? It just might be. Or maybe it’s not, but there’s one way to find out: try out this cleanser for yourself.
28. Standing Strong By Teresa Giudice
29. Sparkle Dogfood
Even before it actually existed, Dallas Housewife Kameron Westcott’s pink dogfood was pretty infamous. Haters did not believe she would make it happen, but she did. This is a great gift for anyone who wants to feed their pets with pink dog food. Or even a gag gift for a dedicated Real Housewives of Dallas viewer.
Black Friday can be pretty torturous. Don’t put yourself through that Black Friday trauma. Just leisurely shop from the comfort of your own home with these gift recommendations for the reality TV addicts in your life.
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