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Lisa Vanderpump on Watch What Happens Live

Lisa Vanderpump pulled double duty last night on Watch What Happens Live. She had dirt to dish on both Vanderpump Rules and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Even though RHOBH has been severely boring lacking this season, Lisa managed to take some digs at Lisa Rinna (of course). She even came down on her girl Dorit Kemsley for her drunken dinner outburst. Lisa also shared her opinions on the Vanderpump Rules relationships.

When Andy Cohen mentioned Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s disdain for Dorit’s constant trash talking, Lisa hinted, “Well it doesn’t get any better from here on in, just giving you a heads up.” Thank god. This season has been so boring. Some tension is much needed.

After emphasizing that she is close friends with Dorit, Lisa did admit that she wasn’t happy with her behavior during the last episode. Lisa said, “She got a little bit complicated and she had a bit of a diva moment earlier on in the show over the magazine situation.”

And of course she took a dig at Rinna when Andy brought up the scene with Rinna’s daughters “learning how to give head” from their mother’s book. Lisa shared her prepared line said, “She write a book on how to lay a man. I write a book on how to lay a table. The only thing we have in common is our name.” Damn.

Andy talked about Rinna’s (amazing) Instagram story reactions to the first few seasons of RHOBH. He told Vanderpump, “It was very fascinating seeing her watch the first few seasons.” Lisa didn’t hesitated to add, “The first few seasons that she auditioned for and didn’t get the part. Just saying.” Ouch. Is that even true?

Vanderpump insisted that she didn’t actually watch Rinna’s videos. She shared, “Well, I heard about it through on of my very close cast member friends.” Cough cough Dorit. Or at least that’s who I assume.

Andy couldn’t resist stirring shit up so he told Vanderpump that Rinna, “also thought you seemed much more light and airy in the early seasons.” Lisa said that was “until I meet Lisa Rinna.” Didn’t Vanderpump bring Rinna onto the show in the first place? Weren’t they friends before this? Or maybe I need to take a look back at my Housewives history notes.

Getting back to Dorit’s drunkenness at dinner, Andy asked, “She was over served, right?” Lisa said, “Yes, but that’s not an excuse. She wasn’t over served at the magazine shoot. Come on. Sometimes you’ve got to own your poop.” Aw look at her: channeling Rinna with that “own it” line.

When asked about the Vanderpump Rules drama, Lisa said, “The whole cast is cheating.” The biggest story of the season (so far) is that Jax Taylor cheated on Brittany Cartwright with Faith Stowers. Lisa said, “She’s such a lovely girl and she always looks for the best in him. I think the love she has for him supersedes the sense.” She also mentioned that she heard that recording.

Lisa reflected on her reaction to Tom Schwartz making out with another woman after he got married to Katie Maloney. She confessed, “Maybe I did overreact because it’s not my place to, but because I officiated the wedding and I invested in the relationship I felt like he kind of cheated on me too.”

Andy asked Lisa about Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix admitting to the lack of sex in their relationship. Lisa admitted, “That to me was shocking. When I saw the footage of her talking, I had no inkling of that. She said in the first part of their relationship they were pretty good together, so I don’t know where that came from.”

Andy pointed out that Kristen Doute and her boyfriend Brian Carter “seem great,” but Lisa refused to give Kristen a compliment. She told him, “But come on, it’s Kristen.” How mature, Lisa.

After a commercial break, Andy randomly asked, “Are you guys still thinking about cloning Giggy [Vanderpump]?” Um, what? Lisa admitted, “Ken [Todd] is. They wanted fifty thousand dollars. I’m like, are you kidding me, you know what we could do with fifty thousand dollars at the rescue center? That’s on hold for a little bit.” Are Ken and Lisa on a budget these days?

A caller asked Lisa, “When you said ‘scratch the puss,’ were you talking shade about Erika Jayne?” Surprisingly enough, Lisa admitted, just a little bit. She added, “Scratch the puss, pat the puss. You’ve got to have a little bit of a laugh. Erika can take it and I like that about her.”

A viewer wanted to know if Lisa thought, “Faith purposely wanted to hurt Brittany when she made those recordings?” Lisa cracked a joke: “I think Jax got confused because I kept saying, ‘Have faith in yourself. I didn’t say have yourself in Faith.’ He got a little bit confused there.” Getting to the actual question, she added, “Yeah, I do think that she wanted to be the center of his world, so to speak, and she was kind of chasing him. You don’t go to bed with somebody and have a recording device next to you unless you have an ulterior motive.” Clearly.

Just for good measure, she pointed out that Dorit was “wildly inappropriate” when she was asked about that dinner again. What’s with all the same questions? Lisa is friends with Dorit. Lisa thought Dorit was out of line. Why ask her about it eight times during this episode?

A caller asked Lisa about Yolanda Hadid and she revealed, “I haven’t seen her and she didn’t respond, honestly. I think she’s in New York. I’ve seen the children a little bit when they’ve been in town. I’m very close with Mohamed [Hadid].” Well obviously. Yolanda and Lisa were never close… and I’m not even going to mention the “M” word, but you all know what I’m referring to. There’s no way that Yolanda is responding to a message from Lisa. She is leaving those messages on “read,” for sure.

Lisa explained her soft spot for Vanderpump Rules cast member Lala Kent: “Lala acts all gangster and she’s tough, but she’s not. The more you get to know Lala, the more you like her. She’s a great, fun girl to be around. Even on the show, she brings a different flavor. When she’s working at SUR, people love her. She’s a fabulous girl really.”

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TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LISA VANDERPUMP’S DIGS AT LISA RINNA? ABOUT DORIT’S BEHAVIOR AT DINNER? DO YOU PREFER WATCHING LISA ON VANDERPUMP RULES OR RHOBH? WHICH PUMP RULES COUPLE WILL GO THE DISTANCE?

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