Well, our prayers have been answered you guys. Another single one bites the dust in the Vanderpump Rules game of love. With this turn of events, the only people not engaged or in a relationship is myself and Kristen Doute. Anytotalspinster, Stassi Schroeder has seen her fair share of dating woes. When viewers first met Stassi, she was trying to tame bad boy Jax Taylor. At the time, Jax wasn’t marriage material. He wound up cheating on Stassi and getting a random Vegas girl pregnant. Good thing he changed for the better, amirite?
Stassi then turned her attention towards Frank the Bartender. Smarmy Frank found himself bribing Stassi for a whopping $900, or he would release a very… revealing video of the former SURver. Thankfully Lisa Vanderpump paid him to go away. Then there was probably the biggest
twat mistake Stassi made, Patrick Meagher. This guy was a real winner, he wore his misogynist comments better than he wore his hair. After a painful relationship with multiple gaslighting sessions, Stassi finally saw the error of her ways. Patrick spoke down to Lisa on camera, and he disappeared shortly thereafter. Enter Beau Clark. Sweet, hipster Beau seemed to be the perfect man for Stassi. Her friends accept him, her mom REALLY likes him, and she fell madly in love. Now Stassi and Beau are joining the rest of the crew and officially adulting. Ready or not, another wedding is coming.
She’s engayyyyyyyyyyyged! Congrats to Stassi and Beau on their great news. Yep, it looks like Vanderpump Rules has morphed into Vanderpump Weddings. Stassi joins Brittany Cartwright, Katie Maloney, and Lala Kent in the Bride Wars. Hopefully, Stassi and Beau will remember to complete the proper paperwork…
Stassi shared her happy news in an Instagram post. Seated with her new fiancé and really gorgeous ring, Stassi wrote, “OMG. I feel like Meghan Markle.” Comments of support flooded the couple after she revealed the big event. Apparently, the proposal took place in the most magical environment, a cemetery. Viewers know Stassi is obsessed with such uplifting subjects like, disfiguring maiming, the perfect murder weapon, and how to properly dispose of a body. Obviously, the morgue was shut down so Beau went with the next best thing! Actually, it was an impeccable choice on Beau’s part and shows how well he knows his future wife.
Stassi and Beau have definitely shared some ups and downs, but found communication is essential for personal growth and resolving issues. Stassi certainly navigated damage sustained from previous relationships, often to her own detriment. When
she got drunk the horns came out, Beau would recognize the emergence of the “Dark Passenger” and run for cover. Beau continued to hang in there even after revealing he sometimes felt like a “battered partner” on the receiving end of 90 rage texts.
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Lucky for us, the couple weathered the storms and are taking the next step. The next season of Pump Rules is all about love and marriage. It is safe to say Stassi won’t choose a crop top wedding gown or get hitched in the woods. The show could use a Friday the 13th theme ceremony with Jason Voorhees officiating. What better way to prove love isn’t actually dead after all.
TELL US- ARE YOU HAPPY FOR STASSI AND BEAU? ARE YOU SURPRISED HE STAYED WITH HER? WILL THEY MAKE IT TO THE ALTAR?
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