Everyone has to have priorities in life, right? Priorities can be an imaginary guideline one follows to stay on track. An invisible set of rules that provide structure and keeps a person goal-oriented. Stassi Schroeder has priorities too, you guys. The Vanderpump Rules veteran has never shied away from her quest to be fabulous. Why, Stassi even has her own national holiday. The social media maven is always posting style inspo in an effort to keep all of us better dressed. Her Outfit Of The Day posts have a rather large following.
Another one of Stassi’s priorities is her upcoming wedding to Beau Clark. Stassi and Beau have been a couple since 2018. Together they have ridden the rails of Stassi’s ever-changing
personalities peaks and valleys. And you know what, Stassi deserves a decent dude. Mainly because she previously hooked up with assholes men who never held her in high regard. With that, you might assume Stassi’s main focus is planning for her big day. Finding that dress and deciding on a perfect location. Now she finally has the man, the ring, and the title of fiance. But what Stassi really wants takes about 9 months to receive.
It’s on like Donkey Kong! Pump Rules is about to go full wedding crazy on the next season. I know we’re all dying to see the majesty of Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s crack-a-lackin’ Kentucky ceremony. Then we’ll move onto Tom Schwartz’s
last hope of escape “official” wedding to Katie Maloney. Along the way, we’ll surely be treated to Lala Kent planning her nuptials to Fofty’s bitch Randall Emmett. Now Stassi has thrown her hat into the flurry of marriage invites. Oh what a time to be alive!
But guess what, the future bride says there is something she wants even more than the wedding. Girlfriend wants to produce a spawn. Priorities, people! Bravo’s The Daily Dish shared an excerpt from Stassi’s podcast, Straight Up With Stassi. “I want to get married next year because I really want to have a baby,” Stassi confessed. “And I don’t want to be pregnant at my wedding and I don’t want it to be right after I had a baby because then I don’t look my best.”
Omg, bless her heart. I guess no one has told her that a newborn can really interfere with looking your best. Hey guys, check out my silk shirt covered in formula spit up, #OOTD y’all!
Stassi makes it crystal clear that a child will be her
newest accessory priority. “I care about a baby more than I care about getting married,”she explained. Boy, I’m sure that made Beau feel great. Stassi continued, “That is what’s most important to me. And when I thought you [Beau] weren’t proposing, I’m like, ‘Well listen, I’m getting older and I am going to take my life into my own hands. So that’s what that was. But now, I’d like to look really hot on my wedding day so I have to hold off on a baby.” Ugh, stupid pregnancies that make you fat, the horror. I don’t think many people will object to Stassi and Beau “holding off on a baby” until they take parenting classes after the wedding.
In the middle of baby dreaming, Stassi still has these other existing priorities. She admitted to feeling some post-engagement anxiety about planning to spend the
next two years rest of her life with someone. “Wedding anxiety is a real thing and I feel it,” Stassi said. Sorry, hang on a sec. HAHAHAHA! Yeah honey, if the wedding causes anxiety, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait until she goes grocery shopping with a diaper bag and a human being strapped to her body. Good luck with that!
So next season is all about the
pasta weddings. In the next two years will we see a Pump Rules crew rolling strollers down the sidewalks of WeHo? I can’t wait to see the mom club of Lala, Katie, Stassi, and Brittany. On the bright side, we’ll have new babies with possible higher IQs than some of the current cast. Viva la bambino!
TELL US- DO YOU THINK STASSI WOULD BE A GOOD MOTHER? DO YOU THINK HER PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER? DO YOU THINK HER MARRIAGE TO BEAU WILL LAST?
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