Well, the vibe is in shambles. On the bright side, the Vanderpump Rules ratings are absolutely going to peak. The bad news is, it’s at the expense of Ariana Madix’s heart. Thankfully Ariana has a group of girlfriends the actual CIA would probably be scared of.
As further details are revealed regarding the Tom Scandalval and Raquel (government name Rachel) Leviss affair, now someone wants us to believe Tom and
Rachel Raquel were planning to confess their sins to Ariana. Let the congregation say, SURE, JAN.
According to Page Six, before Scandalval’s phone left his pocket and turned him in, he and Wreckquel had intentions of coming clean to Ariana. Sources say they prepared an announcement “for weeks” prior to the news breaking last Friday.
Insiders added they are unsure if Tom and Wreckquel were going to tell Ariana on camera as content for Pump Rules. They seemingly had been “ruminating for weeks” over letting Ariana in on their little secret. Reps for the AliExpress Adam Lambert and his fan girl did not return a request for comment.
It was reported last week Tom and Raquel engaged in a “full-on affair” while simultaneously humiliating Ariana. There are also rumors these two pillars of true love “want to be together.” This is only until Raquel gets bored having sex with Tom. Like Kristen Doute did and eventually Ariana. Seems like the common denominator for not wanting to sleep with your boyfriend is… Tom.
Sources shared Ariana has been “blindsided by the cheating”. Ariana has previously stated she had no issues in her relationship with Tom, which is generous considering his midlife crisis mustache. That said, Tom recently stated he feels “pressure” with Ariana.
Now the only “pressure” Tom will have to feel is knowing he is the number one cheater in the group. He also might have to worry about Lala Kent becoming a mercenary and going full Rambo until both Tom and Raquel have to escape to the safe haven of obscurity known as Pasadena. Never thought I would see the day when Jax Taylor is the last man standing in a somewhat (currently) stable relationship.
The internet-breaking news did not stop Tom from performing Friday night with his cover band. During what some people may refer to as a “performance,” Tom took a brief moment from trying to avoid his 40’s by addressing the audience. “Have you ever been one of the most hated people in America?” he asked.
Oh Scandalvol, sit down. He’s not important enough to hate. It’s pathetic his only moment of fame is because he’s unable to conduct himself with better mannerisms than an untrained primate at a zoo. At this time I would like to make a full apology to Miami Girl. Wherever Miami Girl is, in her white lace dress, I am now a believer.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK TOM AND RAQUEL WILL STAY TOGETHER? DO YOU THINK TOM SCHWARTZ KNEW? DO YOU BELIEVE TOM AND RAQUEL WERE PLANNING TO TELL ARIANA?
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