We are officially halfway through this season of Vanderpump Rules, and so far it has been feuds galore. We’ve had Dayna Kathan feuding with Scheana Marie over Max Boyens. Then Scheana tried to feud with Charli Burnett over Brett Caprioni. Which lead to a feud between Brett and Scheana because he didn’t want to come over for her famous enchiladas. Don’t you ever change, girl.
Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney have banished Kristen Doute from their coven because of her on again off again relationship with Brian Carter. Lala Kent and James Kennedy made up, but James’ relationship with Raquel Leviss is hanging by a thread. Tom Sandoval almost got “Jaxed” from Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding for saying their heads were in the sand about their pastor. So, is the rest of the season this tumultuous, or does Lance Bass step in and save the day for everyone?
People shared the midseason trailer, and it doesn’t look like anyone is making up anytime soon. Katie and Stassi continue to have it out with Kristen, but Beau Clark ends up in the mix. Stassi yells at him that he can go home with Kristen or with her. What the heck did he do? Still, Stassi doesn’t stay mad at Beau for long. They show a quick clip of him proposing to her in a graveyard. Points to Beau for knowing his lady so well.
Tom Schwartz and Katie continue to trade barbs about how terrible their sex life is. At one point Tom shouts, “Katie, you’re an idiot!” Tom 1 intervenes, but Tom 2 adds, “That’s why I don’t have sex with her.” I’m pretty sure Tom losing their marriage certificate was no accident.
Meanwhile, Scheana sobs about how hard it is to be mid-thirties, divorced and single. She should consider herself the winner in this group. The dating pool of men on the show is slim to none. Dayna might disagree though. In the trailer she’s moved on from Max to Brett. Too bad things didn’t work out with Peter Madrigal, they would have been cute together.
That leaves Max open, and maybe more will be revealed as to why Danica Dow sent her minions to break up Dayna and Max in the beginning of the season. In one scene, Danica schools Max and says, “Congratulations, your plan isn’t going to work.” I don’t see Max thinking too hard to craft a plan, so I’m interested to know what goes down between the two of them.
And of course, we have the obligatory scene of Lisa Vanderpump telling James he needs to get his act together. There’s also the old stand by of Lisa telling Jax he has “a habit of self-destruction.” Lisa does have a soft spot for those two. Maybe they’ll learn the error of their ways this time? James might, but it seems that Jax does not.
In the trailer, Stassi tells Jax he’s not The Hulk (at least it’s not a Game of Thrones reference), and he has the ability to control himself. Jax denies it, and says, ”I don’t. I’m thinking about my wedding, it just was so quickly and I feel like, did I do the right thing?” I think we all know the answer to that question, so instead, I’ll comment on the fact that I really like the friendship between Jax and Stassi. It seems very genuine.
Later, Brittany cries to Jax and says, “I just don’t want you to start going back into your old ways!” Sorry Britt, but you know what you got yourself into. As Kristen astutely says at the end of the trailer, “Jason is gone, and Jax is back.” And I am here for that!
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TELL US – ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REST OF THE SEASON OF VPR? DO YOU THINK JAX DID THE RIGHT THING BY MARRYING BRITTANY? DO YOU THINK DAYNA SHOULD BE WITH BRETT OVER MAX? WILL KRISTEN MAKE UP WITH STASSI AND KATIE?
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