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The virtual reunion is going well on Real Housewives of Atlanta. It will be interesting to see how things play out on Vanderpump Rules since there are 17,830 cast members, some of which are couples. So now there are a dozen little squares. Some of them have two people in them because of the couples on this show. Oh, boy. This sounds like such a logistical nightmare to film. Let’s just hope it’s enjoyable to watch.

In the trailer, Scheana Marie asks “Who’s gonna be the first one to cry?” Most likely, that’s Scheana herself. However, we do see Brittany Cartwright wailing, “This is one of the hardest times I had to go through in my f*cking life.” What is she even talking about? Is she talking about her wedding and pre-wedding events that took over the season? Aren’t those events supposed to be happy? If she’s shouting over her wedding, I swear…..

Kristen Doute also yells “My life is none of your business.” That is most likely about her ex [Brian] Carter. Especially since right after that we see Stassi Schroeder say, “You’re a liar,” which is a sentiment she’s shared about Kristen many times over.

Danica Dow is hopefully going to put Brett Caprioni in his place since she says “The way that you talked about her like ‘Oh, if I f*cked her.'” The rest of that sentence cuts off, but the way that Brett and Max Boyens talked about Dayna Kathan this season was cringeworthy at best. The same can be said for them talking shit about Scheana for a storyline.

Someone who never rocks the boat, Tom Schwartz, might be getting a little messy this time around. He asks, “Should we go there?” Then Lala Kent (who has no story outside of berating Raquel Leviss) tells him, “I think you should shut up.” Then, Schwartz declares, “I’m gonna go for it.” I hope this is as intriguing as it seems. But probably won’t be, but I’m hoping.

 

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At one point, Tom Sandoval says, “I’ve never had anybody do more f*cked up things to me in my entire f*cking life. This has to be about Jax Taylor. He’s the worst “friend” of all time. Charli Burnett attempts to take a dig at Jax when she says “I don’t even know this like 50-year-old man.” Jax comes through with the condescending, “Know your role, sweetie.” That’s when Lisa Vanderpump steps in to say, “Jax, shut up.”

James Kennedy says “You use everybody because you’re a piece of shit.” Considering his biggest battle this season was against his own demons, it’s easy to wonder who this is about. Could he be jumping on the “I hate Jax” bandwagon? Is he denouncing Max and Brett for acting like f*ckboys? Is he talking about his ex-friend Logan Noh, who is constantly dehydrated for camera time?

 

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To close out the trailer, Andy Cohen asks Max, “Is there anyone else you want to fess up to messing around with?” After Max shares his answer, everyone’s mouths hang open. James declares, “Oh my god, this is ridiculous.”

 

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Check out the Vanderpump Rules trailer below.

TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION TRAILER? HOW DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE WITH THE VIDEO CHAT FORMAT? WHICH CONVERSATION ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING THE MOST? IF YOU COULD ASK ONE QUESTION, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

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