I’ll give Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Teddi Mellencamp one thing. Since first appearing in, and subsequently being fired from RHOBH, Teddi is only deemed interesting enough to be in the news when talking about Lisa Vanderpump.
Bless Teddi’s heart. She’s like the Energizer Bunny of fan fiction. Teddi recently attempted to keep her hunger pangs at bay by warning Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke about their egos ahead of the new season. Now she’s back to making ridiculous assumptions about everyone’s nemesis, LVP.
Lisa’s show, Vanderpump Rules, is doing well due to stupid choices and infidelity, and it shows. After blaming the downfall of society and the collapse of world peace as we know it on Lisa, now Teddi blames her for the phenomena known as #Scandoval.
On an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga’s podcast On Display, these two pillars of the community began to dissect the Pump Rules drama. According to Page Six, Teddi said, “She [Lisa] probably paid Raquel [Leviss] to do this.” So she’s calling LVP a pimp. Tell us Teddi, who hurt you in the past, honey.
John Mellencamp’s daughter put more words together and decided Andy Cohen only invited Lisa to appear on Watch What Happens Live after a long pause because “nobody’s cared until now.” Teddi is feeling sad because no one has invited her anywhere since about 1996.
In addition to suggesting Lisa’s wallet has control over Tom’s meandering member, Teddi whipped out her crystal ball and feels Lisa will stick up for SandEvil. Because Teddi, who is now showing clinical signs of obsession, thinks Lisa “always takes the men’s side.” She added, “She’s [Lisa’s] gonna say the same points that I’ve been saying, like, ‘Listen, [Tom and Ariana Madix] weren’t in a good place for a long time. His needs weren’t met. [Tom and Raquel] fell in love. They couldn’t help themselves.”
Teddi even put on a British accent to drive her point home. Teddi really showed Lisa this time! Thankfully Teddi’s co-star, Real Housewives of Orange County re-hire Tamra Judge stepped in and said, “I think she [Lisa] wants the best for herself, as I would as well. You guys wouldn’t? You’d want your shows to tank?” Tammy Sue included another realistic anecdote saying Lisa “wants the best for her cast.” When Tamra added Pump Rules ratings are in the stratosphere right now, Teddi almost crumpled from the weight of her personal failure.
Teddi commented, “Which is my point, which is exactly what [Lisa] wants.” Well duh, duh, and duh Teddi. Glad she could reach that conclusion all by herself! The oracle also sees
Rachel Raquel “engaged and pregnant within a year.”
Let’s all gather together and offer thoughts and prayers to Teddi as she navigates these trying times. When someone you despise by association is doing well, it must impact one’s self-worth. Thankfully Teddi can fall back on her, um, let’s see… podcast where she can continue to provide profound insight into the world of Real Housewives. The world from which she was asked to leave.
TELL US- WHAT WILL TEDDI COME UP WITH NEXT? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO TEDDI? DO YOU THINK LISA VANDERPUMP PAID RAQUEL TO SLEEP WITH TOM FOR RATINGS?
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